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The RV Guy

Dropping out of the suburban lifestyle and hitting the road, The RV Guy is RVing from scratch. Travel along with him as he drags his 7-ton home around the US.



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October 13th 2011

Getting Into the RV Club After living in the RV for two weeks, my niece Ivy started to get her RV legs. She didn't mind the RV rocking a little bit when people shift in bed or sit down and she learned to walk with bent knees so that you don't shift the RV so much. She'd been watching us set up the RV and taking lots of pictures of us doing it, so it was time to have her help out. To fully become a member of the RV club, Ivy had to perform the ritual of connecting the RV to the sewer system. You might think it is easy to connect a couple of pipes, but it is rather disgusting and surprisingly confusing with common misconnections and the ever-present danger of a disasterous ... read more



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August 28th 2011

Jumping into and Riding the Rogue: While I was working like a dog in the RV, Grace and Ivy were out wine tasting and finding watering holes. Ivy took some good pictures of people jumping off Rocky Point into the chilly Rogue River. She kept clicking through the pictures and thought that it looked like a lot of fun to jump off a rock and make a big splash. Ivy surprised me when she asked to go there so she could jump off Rocky point. She asked if I would join her and I told her any good Uncle would be glad to do it. We showed up the next day and she asked me to jump first. I jumped in with a good yell and then jumped out just as fast since the water was ... read more



On The Blog Again

Published: August 11th 2011North America » United States » Oregon » Ashland
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August 8th 2011

On the Road with Ivy and Grace It's August and my RV's thermostat says to head north. Grace and I took three truckloads of gear back to the RV and headed north from Morgan Hill. This time, we’re not alone. We’re taking Grace’s niece Ivy with us. Ivy just graduated college in Taiwan and wants to practice her English before getting a job. In her first 7 weeks here, she’s learned a few choice words like nasty, VD and wussy. She’s reluctant to say worse words, but we’ll have here cussing like a plumber before she heads back in September. On Saturday, we spent $150 on diesel before the truck overheated above Redding, CA. With the temperature at 96 degrees in the shade, it wasn’t hard to overheat our Allison transmission over 200F. We stopped ... read more



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November 28th 2010

Our Winter Home Happy Thanksgiving Weekend, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed some time off. Grace and I went to my brother Eric and Carina's apartment for a succulent turkey dinner. The international event drew 2 Americans, 2 europeans, 4 asians and one South American. We all brought traditional dishes though and it was like celebrations all over the US. We've been out of the RV for two months now and staying in our winter haven in Morgan Hill, CA - about 20 mile south of San Jose where I work sometimes. Grace has a dream kitchen to work from with two ovens and an island that is more like a continent. The brand new, well insulated home is much warmer than the drafty RV in winter time. The heating bill will ... read more



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October 10th 2010

High Above The White Sandy Beaches I flew down to Pensacola, Florida for my cousin Ian's wedding. Ian picked me up from the airport and took me to the rented high-rise condos overlooking the white sandy beaches of the Florida panhandle. I had feared that the beautiful coral sand would be stained with black, sticky oil from the BP spill, but no blemish was to be on the wedding or the beach. Ian is the youngest son of my mother's youngest sister Kathy, so Ian is over a decade younger than I. He is also my godchild, but I had lived away most of his formative years in California, England, Taiwan and Colorado. When he was a teenager, his family moved down to Pensacola, so by the time I moved back to Kansas City, he ... read more



Lady Gaga and Four Oaks

Published: November 30th -0001North America » United States » California » San Jose
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September 24th 2010

Gaga for Gaga When I told Grace that I'd buy her two performing arts tickets for her birthday, I thought I'd end up at an opera, play or dance. What I ended up getting was the concert of my life. It's hard to call Lady Gaga's performance a concert though, because it was so much more. It was a fashion show, a play, a dance, a revival and a freak show. The fashion side of it was interesting because she wore so many different, over-the-top costumes. She makes many of the costumes herself and they are about as weird as they get. She made one costume out of meat and said it was to show that she's not a piece of meat. She wore probably 8 outfits for the concert and the first one had exaggerated ... read more



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September 7th 2010

Burn Baby Burn I just finished an epic journey into the high, dusty Black Rock desert of Nevada to be a part of the the most amazing festival in the world. I'm talking Burning Man 2010 - Metropolis. Over 50,000 people and 10,000 RVs made the annual pilgrimage to the playa - the largest dry lake bed in North America that no one would want to live in for more than a few days. The playa could be considered one of the largest beach parties in the world but there isn't any water and the sand is replaced by fine clay silt - dust - that blows up into huge cyclones and blinding storms. What is amazing about the event is the absurdity of it. Out in the middle of the perfectly flat desert that stretches ... read more



Baby Benito and San Benito

Published: September 21st 2010North America » United States » Illinois » Chicago
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August 30th 2010

Baby Benito I need to backtrack over a month now to my visit to Chicago in early August. I wanted to post the Burning Man blog because it was timely since there is a lot of interest in the Burners. When I flew to Chicago for a meeting on August 1st, we stayed right on Michigan Avenue in the old Allerton Hotel. Great location, but kind of a dumpy hotel. Chicago has some great food and my manager treated us to a nice steak dinner at Gibson's on Rush Street. They have huge portions and my prime rib filled a large plate. I took half of it home and Grace polished it off the next night. I couldn't help but buy a 8" tall piece of lemon meringue pie. Enough about my work though... Grace and ... read more



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August 14th 2010

Santa Barbara II We flew back to LA from KC and stayed with Mark's friend Donnie and Jenn in Manhattan Beach. We spent a nice evening with them and tasted the local fair near the beach. The next day, we went to the Getty Museum which is an incredible free collection of artwork, buildings and gardens. If you're ever visiting LA, be sure to see this 110 acre museum perched in the mountains above Santa Monica. The architect Richard Meier created this state-of-the-art museum with modern architecture and incredible gardens. They built the main structures out of 16,000 tons (1.2 million square feet) of white travertine stone that was imported from Italy. The art collection is world class and they rotate shows all of time. They're open some weekend evenings as well to see the sun ... read more



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July 23rd 2010

Hello, We've been on the road away from the RV for 5 weeks, so it's been hard to find time to write. Here's a review of our first three weeks in KC. A Summer Wedding We went back to KC for my brother Mark's wedding. He's been dating Cristie for 5 years and she already seemed like part of the family to me. She has a great disposition and knows how to have fun. She pulled off her signature move at the glow ball tournament by running around the green of the hole while a roman candle blasts into the air. Cristie grew up at the Lake of the Forest and knows everybody there. So the wedding was no small shindig. Everyone from the lake showed up as well as Mark's family and friends. From the ... read more






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