home. tired. left Albufeira yesterday? (hard to tell right now) for Faro on the ol train. Stayed at the Monaco hotel just outside of Faro in Montenegro near the airport. Got up at 7am Portugal time (11pm PST), caught our flight at 11am (3am PST) to Gatwick, did the customs thing, caught a 45 min bus ride to Heathrow, did the security & passport control thing, got delayed an hour and a bit in the plane, on the tarmac at 5pm (9am PST), took a shitty plane ride home for 9.5 hours with an overly large, extremely gassy, rude ol elbowy beyotch beside me (no, not Leah). Had to go through customs with our carpet, paid duty but the customs guy took pity on us and said that the rug was an antique (over 100 years
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