Tom "Faff" Barsby
Faffrica
Tom "Faff" Barsby
And so in an effort to put off working for yet another year, I will embark on a life changing trek of self discovery and lewd drunken antics across the African continent (Its the one below spain - for those of you checking a map). Obviously leaving england without my venemous commentary on everyday life and general misanthropic outlook would be doing the country a disservice, and so in my place I leave this blog. Read it and be comforted by it. Feel the warmth of its knowledge-based nourishment and gently embrace it like a violent spouse that plays by no ones rules and doesnt deserve your back-talk.
Will there be tales of adventure? - Yes, enough to make Indiana Jones moisten his gusset
Will there be swearing? Fuck yes
Will there be apologies for swearing in this blog to grandparents who I have told to read this?? Quite shitting probably
So read, laugh, cry and sleep! But most importantly phone the U.N. if it hits the fan.
GOBAMA!