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February 17th 2012

As we wandered along the jungle trail passing exotic fruit trees and herbal leaves we heard a most strange sound. It sounded like a man straining to do hefty work, only not a normal man, a monster man. "Uggghhhhh!" it went before becoming silent for a few seconds. "Uggghhhhh!" it went again, a reverberating sound straight from hell. “What on earth is it..?” I asked as we passed underneath a bread fruit tree. “And where ‘s it coming from? It sounds like a dragon giving birth.” Just then we came to a clearing and could see the source of the terrible sound, and immediately the straining moans made perfect sense. It was a giant tortoise on top of another giant tortoise seemingly engaged in an act of pure reptile coitus. Every time the male heaved forwards, ... read more



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December 22nd 2011

The rich aroma of mulled wine and sweet cinnamon filled the air as we walked around Frankfurt’s Christmas market. Long strips of candy dangled from one stall and at another, sparkly stars spun in the breeze. A colourful carousel filled with giggling children spun to the sound of Christmas music and further in, beeswax candles, wooden toys and glistening trinkets were for sale on stalls decorated with frosted snowflakes and wooden Christmas trees. “I want sausage!” I announced as we browsed the aisles. “Prime, juicy, German sausage!” “Why aren’t the trains as good as this in England?” said Angela as we sped towards the centre of Frankfurt. Outside, the burgeoning light of an early December morning showed the rain and overcast conditions but inside was warm and snug. I shook my head because I’d wondered the ... read more



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November 8th 2011

“We will have to watch those two hippos,” explained the guide, closing the throttle of the small boat we were sitting in. “They are waiting to chase us.” We all looked forward to see the pair of large specimens eying us with what I presumed to be hippo malice. Only their eyes, snouts and comically-shaped ears were protruding above the water and then they went under, invisible. Instead of turning back, our driver told us to hang on tight and pushed the medal to the metal. Before we could yell at him to cease the madness, we were speeding through. Three seconds later, instead of being mashed to death by hippos, or dragged to the depths by huge crocodiles, we were safe and sound, straining our necks to look behind. Sure enough, the hippos had reappeared ... read more



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November 7th 2011

Almost as soon as we arrived in Victoria Falls town Angela spotted a warthog. It was walking briskly away from us, snout to the ground and spindly tail to the air, looking as if had some important business to attend somewhere. “Hurry up! Let’s get after it,” said Angela, and thus begun the Great Warthog Chase. Quick as a flash we raced towards the corner where we’d seen the hairy beast disappear round. With outstretched cameras and flapping arms we must have looked quite a sight to the citizens of town, some of whom stared as we careered around the bend in hot pursuit of the surprisingly fleet wild pig. It had already disappeared though, most probably into some undergrowth and then as a final insult to the whole escapade, we were each squirted with water ... read more



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November 5th 2011

“My friend was driving alone at night not far from here,” said the taxi driver as we drove back to our hotel in the outskirts of Livingstone. “He was going too quickly and did not know there was an elephant ahead. By the time he realised, it was too late and he crashed into it.” Angela and I made suitable sounds of awe and wonder at the thought of such a thing happening and so the driver continued. “An injured elephant is the worst kind of elephant and this one was no different. The crash had injured its leg, but not too badly, but it did make the elephant mad. Before my friend could escape, it was above his car, smashing the roof down with its thick legs. Crash, crash, crash like a potato masher. My ... read more



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October 23rd 2011

Even after two and a half years of living in Qatar, the neon and glitz of Doha’s skyscrapers could still make us gawp in amazement. A whirlwind, a pyramid, a golden sphere and even a sleek torpedo were just some of the shapes that Angela and I stared at whenever we drove along the corniche. That is if we could ignore the mental motorists snapping at our bumper. When we’d first arrived in the country, I was nervous about driving. Qatar was notorious for its aggressive drivers and numerous car smashes. Indeed within a few days of being in the country we had seen umpteen car wrecks by the side of the road, some looking so bad that the occupants must surely have died. A few months later we witnessed the aftermath of a recent smash, ... read more



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August 23rd 2011

I had my first and only altercation with an Italian stall keeper near the Spanish Steps. While Angela was busy browsing inside a nearby shop, and I was merrily minding my own business taking a photo of a nice little side street, I heard a commotion behind me. It took only a second to realise that I was the focus of the hubbub because a middle-aged Italian man wearing a white apron was shouting at me, flapping his arms, and generally making it known that I had somehow pissed him off. “You move outta da way!” he yelled. “You move away from my stall!” I looked at where I was standing and conceded that I was quite near his drink’s stall, but couldn’t fathom why it had made him so angry, perhaps it was the heat, ... read more



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August 23rd 2011

Angela and I stood in the middle of the Vatican’s humongous square marvelling at St Peter’s Basilica (the largest Catholic church in the world), as well as the beautiful columns of the Colonnades that circled it. Above the columns were carvings of saints and to the right of the church was the Apostolic Palace, where the Pope often gave his Sunday blessings. In the middle of the square was a tall obelisk plundered by Caligula from Alexandria in AD37 that was once said to have held the ashes of Julius Caesar, and it all looked mightily impressive, despite the heat. The Vatican is the smallest country in the world and also the only county with Latin as its official language. It has its own stamps and its own army – the ridiculously attired Swiss Guard, donning ... read more



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August 6th 2011

Standing in the centre of Lisbon, Angela and I both agreed it was very good-looking city, maybe not up with the supermodels of Rome or Paris, but still a place that could turn plenty of heads. The old town’s understated beauty was full of red-roofed buildings and twisty cobblestone paths. Beautiful statues and gorgeous old town houses littered the wide boulevards which were also full of bars and street cafes. And up on a hill, a medieval castle ruled supreme. All in all, Lisbon, the capital of Portugal, surpassed our expectations. Our journey began at Manchester Airport. “I’m afraid you’ll have to pay a twenty pound fee because you didn’t send us your passport details on line,” said the check in agent of BMI Baby, the low-cost subsidiary of its larger namesake. “It clearly states you ... read more



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July 28th 2011

To be quite honest, I didn’t know what to expect of Zurich. Switzerland’s biggest city and world centre for finance had always been a stopover point on the way to somewhere else. But not this time. I was in Zurich to see what it had to offer and was soon on the extremely efficient airport train into the centre, arriving at the central station only ten minutes later. With it being too late to start sightseeing, I simply checked into the hotel and retired for the night. With a history spanning at least 7000 years, Zurich was certainly no slouch when it came to places of interest. In fact it surprised me to learn that it had once been a Roman settlement known as Turicum, with a castle built up on a nearby hill. I shook ... read more






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