 Alan - Al n Shez | All Comments |
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| 10th September 2009 Potter la' | Stats - From: HSE Statistics 'First aid injuries/LTI/Fatalities' - all in the same category. Yeah, a cut finger, a death...its all the same really. |
| 9th September 2009 Helene | Phht! - From: HSE Statistics when i was working a BP...........................................trevlar |
| 6th June 2009 andy | get a life - From: Rock? Are you kidding? get a life |
| 29th May 2009 Jenny | Angel! - From: Blue Badge I hope the Angel of Car parking spaces as been a help! |
| 21st January 2009 Mumin | Global warming? - From: Bollocks to Global Warming I don't believe there is any. It is just another scheme to put tax on a lot of fun things. They did not do that in the past because Gordon Brown was not around then. |
| 19th January 2009 Bob Evans | Calm Down - From: Bollocks to Global Warming Chill out Al man...!! |
| 24th October 2008 Asif | - From: Ramadan Krispy Kreme God is great! Islam is beautiful. You are scum. We will rjoice when you die. |
| 23rd October 2008 Mumin | ???? - From: Rock? Are you kidding? I don't know what you are on about. I've never heard of Kid Rock nor his musical genius. They don't play it on Classicfm here. I will probably hear it now in the next shop that plays musak. |
| 19th October 2008 Charles | schoolboy error - From: Desert Rescue ...and not only that but this schoolboy error of off road driving has caused a degree of consternation amongst your readers because they caused you to tell their story rather than finishing the one about the Pathfinder and the OME suspension which had all the promise of a right riveting read! |
| 9th October 2008 Roger Swainson | They will never listen! - From: WARNING - Grahpic Images I've lived here two and a half years and didn't hear of this incident. Firstly this is a result of pig ignorant driving, impatience, selfishness, speeding, and a complete disregard for the lives of others. That is normal here. Secondly, just shows what a load of crap these Japanese cars really are. They have no real strength in them. |
| 28th September 2008 alabamaboy69 | you bitch - From: Rock? Are you kidding? you don no nuthin boy alabama is the best state on gods earth asshole |
| 28th September 2008 Mohammed | Do not mock - From: Ramadan Krispy Kreme you will pay for your mocking with damnation infidel |
| 25th September 2008 Bob Evans | Maths Etc - From: Ramadan Krispy Kreme Maths & Science, always Maths & Science, Alan, you have always said that......Alaong with lots of other nonsense...!! |
| 25th September 2008 helene | OMG - From: Ramadan Krispy Kreme I am actually starving now and it's not 9am over here!!!!!!! |
| 18th September 2008 anonymous | - From: Rock? Are you kidding? Lee: 'She liked cooking bacon lardons while gagging on my hard on' Julie: "I am such a lucky girl.....:-/ " |
| 17th September 2008 Al n Shez | - From: Rock? Are you kidding? "I was rammin' it in butts, she was suckin' on my nuts" "I went to have a wee, she swallowed all my E" "I dreamt I was in Luton, she was crapping on my futon" |
| 16th September 2008 Charles Webster | I work with computers and even I can do better - From: Rock? Are you kidding? "and we were doin' it all night she was smokin' my crack pipe" "and we were freebasing in the rain as she injected my cocaine" And this last one is quite cerebral and intellectualizing the fact he's "Kid" Rock "and we were shagging doggy style, I think she's a pedophile" |
| 12th September 2008 helene | shame - From: Ramadan Kareem how it saddens me too see such a religious experience being exploited and commercialised, confirms why i dislike religion and our world markets, in fact most things but food beer and wine and or course the more obvious one!!!! |
| 25th August 2008 lee | right weapon? - From: I am officially a Z3 marksman! much prefer a machete myself, although more risky with your average ghoul, you can be certain of a "kill", and you also have a handy football for recreation after!! |
| 25th August 2008 lee | cut and shut anyone?? - From: WARNING - Grahpic Images send them back over here mate, bit of welding and they will be ready for a re-sale!! |
| 20th June 2008 glynn thomas | Brilliant - esp the french guy !!! - From: 100K Hi Allan Long time, well i hope all is well will email with the news from SA and Nigeria cheers - glynn |
| 14th February 2008 Helene | - From: R-Sole Nothing wrong with a spot of high performance Bonking! |
| 26th January 2008 conor | - From: Carbon Grating what a fucking cock. |
| 25th January 2008 Uncle Pat | Short Statement - From: Carbon Grating A fine example of a short statement when they first came out. |
| 25th January 2008 Potter la' | Don't hold your breath... - From: Carbon Grating Made our 45 sec contribution yesterday, every little bit helps! |
| 17th January 2008 ScottandKat | - From: Mental note for next year - don't pray quite so hard. Crazy weather!! |
| 11th January 2008 anonymous | blasphemous! - From: Quad Erat Demonstrandum blaspheming a sacred mathematical term! |
| 20th November 2007 Al n Shez | Shaky? - From: I am officially a Z3 marksman! It was my shakiness that helped me reload so quickly. |
| 20th November 2007 st | sharp shooter - From: I am officially a Z3 marksman! Well done al, Im finding it hard to get my head round you reloading at such a fast pace what with your shakey disposition?? |
| 19th November 2007 helene | em - From: I am officially a Z3 marksman! Well that first comment is a tad harsh, but yeah i don't like the idea of al having a gun, but hey he can't help being a ginga! |
| 18th November 2007 Bob Evans | Revolvers..!! - From: I am officially a Z3 marksman! Good Grief they have only given the Ginger fool a gun..!! The word carnage springs to mind..!! |
| 16th October 2007 Al n Shez | Glad you appreciated it - From: Elect-rat-cuted Just trying to give a little back. |
| 15th October 2007 anonymous | - From: Elect-rat-cuted wow! your sharing this with me has made my day! |
| 28th September 2007 an elvin | evans - From: WWAD (What Would Alan Do?) Bob sucks cock |
| 19th September 2007 Bob Evans | Herbal cigarettes - From: Tea Time of the Dead Alan How many more times have i told you about smoking those herbal cigarettes...???? Obviously the one you have just had must have been extra strong...!! |
| 16th September 2007 Al n Shez | Thanks Yathi. - From: Wadi You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? If you are heading across to Hatta it is a good idea to have your passport with you, just in case, but if you are absolutely certain you will not be crossing the UAE/Oman border than it is not needed. Alan. |
| 14th September 2007 Yathi | - From: Wadi You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? Hey, Good shots! Even with no water! BTW for someone living in Dubai, is passposrt necessary to go to Hatta? |
| 7th September 2007 Potter la' | This is how big.. - From: Crown Victoria Ford Crown Victoria's - Micro Machines when they first came out! Honest. |
| 28th August 2007 LD | dont eat cheese before bed and spend less 40ps. - From: WWAD (What Would Alan Do?) Shez, hurry up back to the land-o-sand. Alan may well be running out of 40ps, as he appears to have viewed all recent and some not so recent second rate zombie movies. |
| 25th August 2007 Bob Evans | Mind of a mad man...!! - From: WWAD (What Would Alan Do?) Top Tips, These should be circulated to the Coryton refinery as we know only to well several zombies are there, mostly in the NDT Cabin & all go by the name of Elvin...!! Item 19 was interesting but make sure you steal something quicker than the Vange scaffs tractor...!! |
| 8th June 2007 Potter la' | Anything you can do............... - From: It's not the end of the world...yet. Ellesmere Port's finest can do better. Driving to work this morning & saw a rider on an R6 negotiating a major roundabout with a pact full bin liner on the tank. And people say bikes aren't practical! |
| 7th June 2007 HELENE | - From: It's not the end of the world...yet. C'est la vie, Baby!!! |
| 3rd June 2007 James | Think how much money you are saving!! - From: It's not the end of the world...yet. Sounds like you have had enough buddy, let me tell you things are a lot worse back here... def no room left & def not many people left here speak english! |
| 8th May 2007 Super Dick | I Am Super Dick - From: I've Pimped My Ride Yo Homeboy that ride is wiggity wack my mum can shit better tha that |
| 4th May 2007 Julie | Blimey - From: Look what you can get for 27 Dirhams. Blimey I havent had one of those in ages... |
| 23rd April 2007 Sister Justin | Keep them coming - From: Sydney, the Capital of Australia. And where are the fox shaped shit pods of Sydney Park adjoining the opera house.?? Keep the pictures and fun coming. |
| 26th March 2007 marykanijo | English we understand. - From: And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. Great stuff Alan. Well observed and written, an art gradually being lost with all the abbreviated thinking and writing, now fashionable. I look forward, as I always do, to the next instalment. |
| 26th March 2007 tommy stewart | what? no! - From: And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. where you pished when you wrote this? |
| 25th March 2007 Uncle Pat | Sorry! - From: And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. Er.. sorry mate but could you run that by me again. I was busy texting somebody. |
| 25th March 2007 Charles Webster | you are a .. - From: And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. Pretentious wanker … Mission accomplished. |
| 26th February 2007 Uncle Pat | Maniac - From: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE! Did you you find what caused the fire? Was it an accident or was it caused by some maniac arsonist. Let's face it, fire has a strange hypnotic quality, destructive but beautiful at the same time. Ooooh lovely, lovely fire............................................sorry. |
| 26th February 2007 HELENE | WOW - From: The Pussy Wagon LOOKS LIKE THE TWIN OF MY TIGGER, AND SHE LOVES JUMPING AROUND MY CAR NOT AT ALL SHY. |
| 25th February 2007 Potter la' | - From: The Pussy Wagon Always cause problems, those big Toyota "paw"x"paw" s. I've always said that! |
| 25th February 2007 Potter la' | - From: Look what you can get for 27 Dirhams. You know what they say, don't knock 'till you've tried it! |
| 25th February 2007 Uncle Pat | It's not unusual - From: The Pussy Wagon Cat sounds are quite common in cars. I went to the Grand Prix at Silverstone a few years ago and all the cars passing our view point went MEEEEOOOW. When I'm driving my car it normally purrs along. So what's new? On the other hand when I'm driving my diesel van it sounds as if somebody is under the bonnet hitting the engine block with a large biscuit tin which has been half filled with ball bearings, but that's another story. |
| 10th February 2007 jake | ha - From: I've Pimped My Ride your car looks sound as, geezer |
| 2nd February 2007 Canadian Lass | Bless you ! - From: Whining Maggots I would like to express my appreciation to your parents for allowing you to live and imbuing (had to look that one up in the dictionary) you with your delicious sense of humour. I discovered your blog while at work - of course surfing the net is part of my job description...jeeeez...how delightful to discover someone out there with the same appreciation of the absurd! Hurry up & make a new entry for me to enjoy while I'm "working". |
| 20th January 2007 jimichoo | Nicely put - From: Whining Maggots Keep it up Alan, priceless my friend. |
| 19th January 2007 James | lol - From: Whining Maggots Love it, you so make us laugh! keep up the slagging off! |
| 14th January 2007 claire | - From: Don't worry - I can pull myself off. Shez am feeling for you xxx |
| 14th January 2007 anonymous | - From: Whining Maggots Shut up Bob, Alan is a REAL man, in every sense of the word, signed, My Wife...er...I mean Sherren |
| 14th January 2007 Bob Ev##s | Eat meat - From: Whining Maggots Easy for us real men to eat all that meat, But Alan you are a girly poofta, so you may struggle & you cant argue with that dear. |
| 28th December 2006 I know this one!! | - From: Toot Sweets? Don't they have one (a shop I meant) in Sharjah too??? |
| 18th November 2006 st | none - From: It's a roll over week! WTF?? |
| 9th September 2006 Kathryn | Lucky escape - From: Quad Erat Demonstrandum Sounds like Henry had a lucky escape then! Just goes to show, never trust a man who has just pimped his ride.....even if he is your uncle! |
| 5th September 2006 Joe | Oh Lordy!! - From: I've Pimped My Ride Oh my God...he has finally lost the plot...all that dodgy Arab moonshine has finally rotted what was left of his brain..... |
| 5th September 2006 Charles | Pimp Daddy - From: I've Pimped My Ride Word Up, G, Sweet ride, Man, that some funky ass shit! Bet all da bitches wanna get it on in the back of that pimp wagon. I am humbled, man. Laters |
| 5th September 2006 Helene | OMG - From: I've Pimped My Ride Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus, man what on earth have you done???? It must be too much sun yerve been and had yer brain fried, be Jesus. |
| 24th June 2006 Uncle Pat | Not sure but........ - From: Thai Dye on the Highway The women in the white dress looks like she's been around a bit. I remember seeing a photo of your dad taken with a Thai bird back in the sixties when he was in the merchant navy. I'm not sure but I think it's the same bird. |
| 21st June 2006 Al n Shez | Dog - From: Thai Dye on the Highway Dear KP - yes, I was joking, in fact there were dogs everywhere, most of which looked well fed and healthy, if not a bit grubby. |
| 21st June 2006 KP1958 | Dog meat? - From: Thai Dye on the Highway I know you were just joking but, unlike Vietnamese, some Chinese and Koreans, Thai people do not eat dog. You may be able to find dog meat only at very few seedy, and usually illegal, shops. The red meat hanging on the cart in one of your photos is seasoned pork. There are carts selling noodles with seasoned pork (Ba Mee Moo Daeng) everywhere in Thailand. |
| 20th June 2006 Al n Shez | That Bloke - From: Thai Dye on the Highway Look, I have got no idea who the popular bloke in the photos is, Martin was looking after my camera while I nipped to the loo and he was obviously snapping away. |
| 20th June 2006 Jools | Speaking of Adams Apples - From: Thai Dye on the Highway I dont know where the woman in the green dress has her hand but judging by the look on your face it may be because you have just noticed her 'goitre'... |
| 19th June 2006 Joe | Weird.... - From: Thai Dye on the Highway Hmmm...Why do all of the 'chicks' you are cuddling up to have Adams Apples???? |
| 13th June 2006 Andrew | - From: Toot Sweets? Having lived in Abu Dhabi since 1993, I can assure you that Butt Sweet House has been there for at least that long and that it's somewhat legendary amongst the expat community. Rather deserving that its fame make it onto the internet for all to see. |
| 8th June 2006 Al | No - From: Skip Higher Abdul, it's not the Polaris building, it is next to it. |
| 7th June 2006 abdul ahmed | demolition man - From: Skip Higher Is that building being demolished the polaris building? anyone knows, i used to have a friend living there |
| 5th June 2006 justin | What fun - From: Acting Irrespasbel All we get is doom and gloom. Such fun being able to share your observations and witty comments. Keep it up. I love tuning in to the latest photos and accompanying pictures. Just jealous I cannot be so clever!! |
| 1st June 2006 Tommy Stewart | Chinese - From: Acting Irrespasbel I take it the "compney-not-respasbel" are Chinese ? |
| 18th May 2006 Pips | Spuds - From: Vegetable News Well done. |
| 18th May 2006 Joe | Ohh what a lovely pair - From: Vegetable News Wow..I never realised vegetables could be such fun...check out this website for more potato based fun and games...http://tombutton.users.btopenworld.com/index.htm |
| 11th May 2006 ScottandKat | Nice! - From: Emirates Palace Hotel Wow! Now thats what you call a hotel. The last time we splashed out on a 'hotel' was in Cambodia. It cost 5 US dollars! Obviously our dining experience was probably quite different to yours! Kathryn |
| 11th May 2006 Kathryn | - From: Liwa Oasis 'Beware of road surprises' Excellent. Informative but not quite taking all the excitement out of it! And as for 200 feet of 60 degree slipface (1st pic), wait till you see our van.....i reckon we could take it! |
| 7th May 2006 maria | Not so Great - From: Liwa Oasis it is well i feel for amatures |
| 27th April 2006 Mumin | Pics of shops - From: A few more shops... A bit like deja vue. Happy to know where they are! - at least some of them. xxx |
| 26th April 2006 Mumin o'Troll | Palace - From: Emirates Palace Hotel Nice one Alan. I am glad I brought you up well. |
| 26th April 2006 Mumin o'Troll | Pics - From: A few more shops... I've seen it all before, a bit like deja vue. |
