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Published: September 24th 2008
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Leah's first full day in Vegas. Got up, got ready and we decided that since Leah was in town for the first time it would be good to take her to the topless pool today so she can fully experience las vegas and all it has to offer ha ha ha. So as usual, it was definitely an experience all on it's own. So as always there were some unattractive people taking their tops off. Then the old dude was back -- the one that I said had just a stip of fabric and I was terming him "Penis sac dude". So Don heard these other people in the pool talking and they were talking about that old dude as well and everyone else has decided to call him "Ball sack dude". Remember how I said I thought his "bathing suit" (if you could call it that) was held on around his waist by clear straps. NOPE. Those other people told Don that it is held on by double sided tape! So taped front fabric piece to his front and tape the string in the back to his ass crack!! That's even worse!! Too bad we couldn't
get a picture of him. That would be priceless.
So the story of the day is Martin. He was an old guy at the pool -- approx. 60 years old. He sort of seemed to know Don so I thought Don had talked to him before. So then Don & Leah went off to play volleyball and left me talking to Martin on the side of the pool. So we chatted away -- he said he used to play in the NFL for 10 years then I thought he said he worked for some electrical/power company, etc that he said boeing bought out. Then he talked about how he lost his perfect wife of 36 years and his sister is alone and his sister had some rich ex and now she is sooo rich and drives a $450,000 car and Martin drives a $350,000 car.... And on and on. So being the nice person that I am (and naive person as Don would say) who always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt I just thought he was a nice old guy talking to me who lost his w... So then he was asking about Leah and said that
he could tell by her face and smile that she was a really great person. So then he asked if Leah was married and then we were still talking and he just literally got up and walked away -- he walked over to Leah on the lounge chairs and it turns out he asked her out for dinner ha ha ha. She obviously said no and that she was hanging with us for dinner. CREEPY. SO THEN Don ends up telling me LATER that Don had seen Martin the day before in the hot tub and he was totally hitting on these like 18 year old girls. How sick and twisted is that? This would have been important information for Don to tell me before I talked to Martin for 1/2 hour believing what he said thinking Don had talked to him before and "Ok'd" him as not creepy pervert dude 😊 Anyway, Don's said everything Martin said was probably a total lie....
So the end funny part of all this is that he gave me his card in case we wanted to phone him to get us into a club that night. I only saw the symbol which
looked sort of like energy -- which would tie into the fact that I thought he worked for some power company. Later we actually looked at the card -- it's totally a fake card -- it just has his first name (no last name which is weird) and it's just a personal card -- it says he was "Natural Mr. Universe" / "Word Powerlifting Champion" ha ha ha. Who says that and makes a card up like that? He's just a creepy old dude that comes to the stratosphere (cheapest hotel) to hit on (usually) 18 yr olds..... So Don & Leah & I were joking about him all weekend and he'll go down in history now as an always funny story 😊
Then we left the pool in the late afternoon and got ready for dinner. We went downstairs to Fellini’s - this good Italian restaurant downstairs (the one Martin asked Leah to go to ha ha ha). We checked, Martin wasn’t there. It was such a good dinner. We started with cheese toast. Leah had filet mignon pieces in gnocchi, I had shrimp fettucine in a rose sauce, and Don had chicken parmigiana. Prices are reasonable here
too - like $16 - $18 an entree.
Then we went back to the room to get ready for clubbing. Although neither Leah and I have own anything hoochy mama enough to wear to vegas clubs, we have to work with what we’ve got 😊 Leah wore a nice clubbing top and jean skirt and I wore my “little black dress”. We went to Vodoo at the Rio as Don raves about it because of the view. It was sooo great. Even though Martin at the pool said it was marginal, Leah & I loved it. It is on the 51st floor of the Rio. And it has an inside part but also two large outdoor patio parts. It was a perfect night - perfect temperature with a slight breeze to be outdoors at the club. And the music was good and people were fun. Leah and I started off sitting down on this like display and then some guy that was there for stag was hitting on us. Then we were all upstairs and had some drinks and were dancing. Some older gentleman was hitting on Leah and asked her to dance, then some other girl came over
and said her brother’s friend had wanted to talk to Leah but was too afraid. Leah told her to tell him to come over, but we never saw them again. Everyone there was just having fun. It was just a good atmosphere.
Then Don made us leave at like 1:30 am to ensure we made it to Drai’s After Hours club. Which if you look at the pictures I took totally SUCKED. First of all there was no one there til like 3:30 am or later even though Don said he went with Jack the other week and the line up was like an hour by 2 am. So we just sat there sipping drinks and staring at these two weird people just dancing by themselves for like 2+ hours!! Then the club sucked on other levels since is was NOT fun and was like a bad version of a yaletown snobby club where rich people go to just be "rich" and other people go pretending they are rich, or other people on drugs go there to make out or other people go there to pretend they are cool and other people go there and hope they pick up
someone. The whole atmosphere was just sort of "fake" and no one was really having a good time - not like the "fun" people at vodoo where everyone was having fun rather than us being in some twilight zone of not fun. AND the music sucked since it was all techno -- which I totally hate. Which Don knows I hate. So needless to say I was not impressed and not impressed by Don's choice since he should know me better than that and then to drag me away from the fun for not fun. Then we finally danced for lack of anything else to do. Then I finally decided I'd had enough at like 4:15 am and asked to go home. I mean we'd been there almost 3 hours by that point and it was all totally poopie (Aaron this poopie is for you! This is one of the few poopie times I've had / things done in Vegas ha ha ha)
We stopped at mcdonald's on the way home for breakfast and off to bed at 5 am. which Don & Leah both said they could have stayed out hours later, however, both were asleep within minutes
of getting into bed. Leaving me to sit there and try to fall asleep since it was a whole other day by then....
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Natural Mr. Universe
Ahahaha that still cracks me up. Best "business" card ever. All that other stuff might have been slightly more believable if he didn't go on and on about how he hates people that only like him for his money. You have to try to get a picture of ball sack/penis pouch before you leave! Even just in the background or something. Words cannot do that thing justice!! Oh, and you forgot that not only did Don take us from the "fun" club to the "not fun" club, he dragged me away from my potential future husband (that shy, super nice guy that stopped me on stairs as we were leaving)... if I die old and alone it's all Don's fault! lol... This was an awesome day and a really fun weekend, thanks again guys :)