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Published: March 17th 2008
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I've been in Thailand for three weeks and by now I'm moving through the crowds as though I were a local. My Thai is near perfect with a slight Phuket province accent and my skin's a beautiful Southern Siam brown. I order food from streetside vendors without any hesitation, can argue my way to 50% discounts on anything from boat rides to massages (usually these things only amount to a few dollars Australian, but it's the principle) and I haven't used toilet paper in about a week and a half. Time has no meaning to me, I actually enjoy cold showers, mosquitoes are my friends and the only thing I get upset about is people disrespecting the King.
Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit, but the toilet paper thing is true. Moving along though, I had to spend a day in Krabi town before my bus to the big smoke and took the opportunity for a quick trip to nearby Wat Tham Seua (Tiger Cave Temple - not the one you're thinking of Amy), where I walked up 1237 steps to admire a massive Buddha statue and hazy views over Krabi province. While going up was tough enough, when
I was descending the 600m mountain my knees were positively shaking and not just because of the potentially rabies-infected monkeys crowding the steps on the way down. Wat Tham Seua also treated me to the unique sight of a monk fixing a motorbike inside the temple.
The next morning I hopped on a twelve hour bus ride to BKK, which uncovered some more Thai idiosyncrasies. What's weirder? Showing gory, violent horror and action films at 10 in the morning in a public bus, where granny is shooting up werewolves, while getting her grandson to reload the other shotgun (in the movie that is, not the bus), or censoring, of all things, the harmless scenes of nudity in said movies? Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every blood-soaked minute, but the last time I caught a cross-country bus in Australia the movie being shown was Walt Disney's "Robin Hood" (by the way, a classic if you ask me). I also like the fact that on these long bus rides you get given snacks and soft drinks and are invited to join your fellow passengers at a roadhouse for an early complimentary lunch. Way to keep your passengers happy. One last note.
I heard stories in Thailand of agonising bus rides in cramped little vans without air-conditioning, that drop their passengers off in the middle of nowhere. The coach I caught, which I understand was Government run, on top of the perks mentioned above, was perfectly spacious and had reclining seats that actually allowed you to get some sleep (something I didn't think was possible on any bus).
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