Stan Ioan Patras' mother-in-law
Under this heavy cross
Lies my poor mother in-law
Three more days should she have lived
I would lie, and she would read (this cross).
You, who here are passing by
Not to wake her up please try
Cause' if she comes back home
She'll criticise me more.
But I will surely behave
So she'll not return from grave.
Stay here, my dear mother in-law!
Dancing Dave
David Hooper
Merry Cemetery
What a fantastic blog. It never ceases to amaze me the myriad of ways people on this planet adopt to make a buck. This is a stroke of genius. Talk about cornering the market. I loved the one of the Happy Man...but the tongue in cheek epitaph to his mother in law (with picture) takes the cake!