Being creative in a long distance relationship
I don't often take selfies, or particularly with friends but when I do they look like this.
The other day I was sad so my boyfriend passed me on to his mother who then pinched her cheek and quite sternly announced TAKOYAKI, five minutes later I realised I was meant to follow suite and I repeated until I pronounced it right.
To this day I do not know the meaning of the cheek part but I think it's how they ask my squid.