The Fondest Farewell to the World's Worst Most Awesome Lame Badass Dog
May 25th 2009 Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the (bratwurst-shaped) dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the (yips and/or) pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the (boogers and) mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle (the house each morning, barking and) moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message: He is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the (red peppers? NO!)
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