Spears, Cheers, Jeers...and Tears


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Published: June 28th 2006
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just after sunrise
Cramming 4 people into the cab of a small pickup truck is DUMB. So, naturally, that's what we did (if you''re just joining us, it's friday afternoon and Rachel, Mary, and Anthony have just picked me up to go camping/spear fishing). we arrived at Western River Cove, a beach on the north coast of Kangaroo Island, gently opened the door, and fell out onto the ground with a collective groan of relief. looking around we could see one camping site at the end of the road next to the foot bridge and...that's all. one site. and it's not even close to the beach, which is where we all want to camp. the only way to get to the beach is to cross the foot bridge over the river and make your way through the sand dunes. only problem with that is that we brought everything but the kitchen sink (only because someone forgot it). we'd be crazy to haul all that stuff that far up and over sand dunes.

so 3 trips each and some very sore arms later, all of our gear is in the middle of the dunes and we are quite satisfied with ourselves. Cue the rain.
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the fish were too busy laughing to realize i was there to kill them.
YES! we quickly set up camp just in time for it to stop raining. it's getting on 4pm and the sun will set in a couple hours so Mary and i decide going spear fishing while Rachel and Anthony laugh at us is the greatest idea ever. Anthony draws a fish in the sand, gives me some quick spearing instructions, and i put on my ridiculously small "3/4" length wetsuit that they've so graciously let me borrow (everyone else has their own full length wetsuit...haha let's watch the American freeze). 3/4 length my foot! this thing doesn't even cover half my body. which is perfect because who needs legs and arms anyway? i say let them fall off.

after a quick photo-op Mary and i walk down to the rocks, jump in, paddle around the bay, and catch nothing. my first spearing attempt is a failure, but atleast i'm absolutely freezing. if you're ever up for a challenge, try this: go paddling around in the southern australian ocean in the middle of winter, wearing half a wetsuit, for 45 minutes and then try to get out of said wetsuit and into dry clothes, shivering enough to start a small
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i did not partake...because rod fishing is boring tothemax.
earthquake and completely unable to feel your feet or hands. it's the best! in all honesty though, i loved stalking a fish through the water with a 7-foot spear. it beats the crap out of sitting around with a rod, waiting for the fish to come to you. i actually like fishing and i'm not 7 years old! i was definitely looking forward to the next day when we would all go out as the sun was at its zenith and i'd actually have a chance of warming up.

That night we ate extremely fresh sheep chops (delicious!) and everyone froze except for me because i have a fleece sleeping bag and they don't. Saturday morning the others went rod fishing while i chansawed a dead tree (yes we brought a chainsaw camping), made a fire, and explored the rocky coast. a bit of breakfast cooked over my fantastic fire and we all suited up for spear fishing--Rachel, Mary and Anthony in their full length wetsuits, hoods, gloves, and booties, and me in my...loincloth. i have officially been dubbed the Crazy American because not a one of them would dare brave the winter ocean in the pitiful attire i
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i took this because Mary was about to fall over...she didn't, but it's a sweet photo anyway.
have dressed myself in. they certainly wouldn't do it twice. whatever, i'm killing a fish with a rubber tubing-propelled spear if it takes me all day and costs me my precious limbs!

Somehow the water feels even colder than it did the evening before even though the sun is shining. everything that shouldn't be shriveled, is, but i paddle away with high hopes anyway, looking for my first victim. Anthony calls me over and points out a large blue fish that he thinks i should have a go at. it's shallow enough that i don't have to duck-dive for it so i give a few kicks of my rinky dink swim fins and float slowly towards it. grabbing the rubber loop at the base of my spear i stretch the spear back to its loaded position. the fish hasn't noticed me and i'm nearly a meter above him, so i decide to strike. i quickly plunge beneath the surface, aim, and release my shiny death missile. the spear hits Mr. Blue fish on his right side, but a slight miscalculation of distance has caused it to hit without enough velocity and it bounces off the fish and he darts
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while others are rod fishing, i am off taking pictures of myself, hair glimmering in the morning sun (vomit)
off into the rocks. i surface and Anthony gives me a sympathetic look and says, "Better luck next time, mate." shortly after he points out another fish sitting on a rock about 10-15 feet below us. he says i should try and spear it, believing without a doubt that i will be unsuccessful. Au contrair mon ami...

I take a deep breath, swim stealthily down to the fish, ears screaming from the pressure of the deep water, load, aim, release and impale the poor red and white striped bugger straight through the top of his head. the fish is not pleased with this at all, but there's not much you can do when you've got a 7-foot spear sticking out of your head. i return to the surface with my kill and Anthony, having watched the whole thing through his goggles in what seemed like slow motion, was ecstatic and amazed. he praised my "beautiful shot" calling me a "pro" and saying he couldn't have done it better and really didn't believe i would get him. i am pleased with myself...and am unaware that i still possess any functioning limbs.

the swim back to the shore to put
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the only sand for miles on the rocky northern coast...nice.
the fish in the bucket was long and cold. i took a few moments to thaw out and, very wisely i though, decided not to go back in. afterall, i had speared my fish; i had proved myself; and i had put my poor frozen extremeties through quite enough for the day. my new Aussie friends were impressed that i had even gotten in the water, so the fact that i had actually caught a fish my first time spearing guaranteed me a harrassment free weekend. Besides, they had plenty of jeering to do amongst themselves, for a battle was raging from the time the wetsuits were donned to see who could catch the biggest fish. Tim, Rachel's dad, arrived with his boat about lunch time and the others did more spearing while Tim and i scurried back and forth between them in the boat, collecting their fish. Anthony thought he had surely won with his good sized Blue Grouper, but late in the day Rachel bagged a pretty large Silver Drummer (i'm naming the fish as if any of you care what they caught) that was not to be beaten. Anthony admitted defeat, but we're pretty sure he was
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see...it's all rocky and stuff.
crying on the inside...actually, sobbing is more accurate. my magpie perch was definitely not the largest, and was easily not the smallest of the day, but it was surely the tastiest. i wrapped it in foil and buried it under the coals of the fire where it stewed in its own juices for about a half hour. the meat just fell off the bone and was unanimously decided to be...pretty good eatin'.

that night we played 'hide and seek but never find because it's way too dark and there's too many places to hide' in the dunes and the following day we explored the rocky coast on foot, packed up, and went home.
it was a great weekend and all made possible by the generous locals who have taken it upon themselves to rescue me from the farm whenever they can. i am eternally grateful.

For any of you who may be wondering if this sort of work exchange traveling is the way to go, consider this: i've seen numerous beautiful beaches, toured a good bit of Kangaroo Island, dab-netted squid in a flat-bottom boat, hunted wallabies on the back of a pickup truck, shook hands with (and
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Tim and Anthony with the boat and tub-o-fish
even smooched) a kangaroo, chased cows, photographed seals and crazy rocks, and speared a fish with my own hands--and i've spent maybe $50 in the process, half of which was used to buy a battery charger for my camera. Granted i've been very lucky to meet the people i have, but you never know what could happen until you give it a shot.

By the way, thanks everyone for your great comments! knowing that you're enjoying my dribble makes it well worth all the time i spend putting these entries together.

catch ya later

ps. apologies for taking so long to post this...it was getting late and i still had the photos to upload and i really had to pee.


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The Mighty Beast

i totally slung a spear into this fish's head, seriously, how cool am i?
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A Bit Late for Apologies

trying to make up with a dead fish for spearing it in the face is a bit futile i guess.
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campfire pictures are neat.
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Glowy Aussies

Rachel and Anthony...by the fire...duh
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Kangaroo Island North Coast

we went for a walk along the coast...
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Kangaroo Island North Coast

...and most of it looks like this; cool jagged diagonal rocks


28th June 2006

my hero
you speared a fish!! that's completely amazing. i am happy to hear of your fantastic adventures.
29th June 2006

thet's not a feesh....thet's a feesh
ahem...did I read you say...."my camera". I think you are becoming too attached. Just because you and she get along so well. You could sell some of those pics you know....make your $50 bucks back. Brave of you to freeze your loins off...totally worth it. That's how us americans do it, right...sure. Your journals are the highlight of my week, I always bust up at work (cause I don't have internet at home) and everyone looks at me funny. Luv you, miss you let me know if you need a care package and I'll............uno, tell mom.
29th June 2006

soooo beautiful!!
I'm green with envy....Looks magnificent really.
1st July 2006

Hey Bryan, I drove Patty today so that she didn't turn into a moldy sputtery old girl (eewww). Man, climing in and out of the passenger seat is a pain and I think it totally embarrasses her. She says she misses you but understands that taking her with to Australia would have been a little cumbersome. But, she wanted me to tell you that you had better not cheat on her with any 'lil vespas again (I think she knows about Greece and Wanda). Anyway.......wow, your two love interests are a car and a kangaroo. Totally not sad. Welp, luv ya
3rd July 2006

oh yeah, and a fish....a dead fish. Joey wants to see pics of you kissing girls, NOW.
8th July 2006

you think THAT'S exciting
Wednesday on my trip back from L.A. i got sick on the plane and threw up in one of those air sick bags. I wanted to run to the bathroom but the plane had already begun it's descent and i was seat belted in. Poor Bobby... and the couple sitting next to us. I'm the person that everone's going to tell their families about. "there was this one girl sitting next to me on the plane..."
10th July 2006

(david, duh)
That picture of you in the wetsuit would be totally complete if you were wearing your shower cap thing from europe, but, it's still quite amusing nonetheless (one word?). in case you were wondering, i am most definitely NOT regretting staying here instead of going with you....only, instead of what i just said, i meant the complete opposite of what i just said. Crap. i should probably get to work on that time machine... oh, and tell becky that this is YOUR journal thing and that no one cares about her airborne pukefest '06. or at least i don't. love you becky! hehe.... comment over.
11th July 2006

Big 'O' Kati
To the coolest Guy I know...So proud of you for spearing a fish in the Cold, limb shriveling ocean. Campfire pics ARE cool. And David, shame on you! since when do we scoff a family member for telling a funny puke story??? ALWAYS ALLOWED AND WELCOMED!
17th July 2006

I love your journals!
I love reading your journals--you are such a talented and witty writer. Anyhow, I have to say that the picture of you in your spear-fishing finery is quite possibly the coolest I've ever seen! Super sweet. Have fun and miss you! Becca

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