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Published: November 9th 2011
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Getting ready for christmas
if you don't get snow you should not be able to have christmas. The plane landed and it was a good landing well from what I could tell, it was about 1am their time, the doors opened and BAM the heat right away was shocking for that time in the morning not that we had to experience much of it as we were put on a bus and drove away to the main body of the airport. We planned on going to the duty free and picking up a couple of bottles of booze as the local off license was a 3 hour drive away and pardon my French but fuck that. so we grabbed a couple of bottles of rose for the ladies and I got myself a nice bottle of Bailey’s. We had our bags at this time and was looking for D's friend G, she was coming with number 12 which is a number that was given to him as there is 6 girls and they all have a man so G was last to go with No. 12 hence the name. He was steaming as he was out drinking before they came and got us.
We stepped out of the airport and it was stinking or so I thought,
Just don't get it
No wonder you don't want to hold hands making them walk all covered up. coming from a small village the air is fresh and this was not. After 2 hours it went away, we got into G's car and off we went for some local food burger king, We all went into order well me and No.12 stood at the desk while D and G went somewhere else. When it came for me to place my order everything was going fine until I needed to speak, I asked for a plain cheese burger and the woman behind the counter said Chi "sorry what" Chi "so sorry I don't understand" no.12 stepped in "she wants to know if you want cheese" at that moment I thought yeah not going to survive here for one moment. We took our food and ended back at G's which was very nice she stays on the palm Island. After a good old chin wag we went to bed and all was good.
We didn't get up until 12ish the next day everyone was up and had already eaten breakfast, G had a nice day planed out for us, we seen the biggest building in the world which was great it’s one mother fucker of a building, after we
posing
if we went after this photo I think we would have got away with it. decided to go down by the beach and sit in a nice outside bar, we ended up just getting some drinks in before Dry started at 6.00pm, dry as I found out is when Dubai says "No more drink for sale until we say so" I thought to myself a cocktail will do some damage so I ordered one of those, which was nice I felt like Del boy. I ordered a big bong which had grape flavor it was rather nice. We got one final round and decided to then take a walk down to the beach we forgot to pay our last bill 😊 but we were chased down by the guy at the bar way down the beach which was a laugh.
After all that jazz we went and seen the largest shopping mall in the world which is any man's nightmare, I hate shopping at the best of times but this place was never fucking ending and we didn't even buy anything, it was strange not being able to hold D's hand or slap her on the bum every now and then as I would have been arrested and that’s no good one day into
more posing
just after this we got nabbed. my trip. Don't get me wrong the place was great they have the biggest fish tank in there that I have ever seen; it had all kind of fish in it from normal everyday fish to sharks. After seeing the tank we went outside as ever half an hour there is a water show with music G assured me this was great, I advised her "it better be" cause we just missed the last one and had to wait. Michael Jackson, thriller this was a tourist attraction and I can see why it was good. I kept saying to G "this is shit I can't get over you took me to this, I'm only here for 2 days" Obv I was joking.
We went to get out of the car park at the mall and got stuck in traffic, D told me it was an hour in total, as I seen it I decided to put my head down and fall asleep.
Next thing I know we are back to the palm and in bed, all in a good day
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Welcome Michael :)
On behalf of the moderators here at TravelBlog, I would like to welcome you to the site. Happy travels, wherever they may be. Nick