The Gun Powder Plot


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November 25th 2005
Published: December 31st 2005
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this may look like an ordinary bonfire to most of you, but this photo was taken at a religious book burning. We were not burning religious books but books that spoke against religion. The flame you see here is mostly Harry Potter books going up in flames.
The year was 1605 and James I had just acsended to the thrown of England. While many believed that James would be more tolerant towards Catholics than his predecessor, Elizibeth, he was not. He continued burning churches, killing priests, and the like. Unbeknownst to James, in the shadows, the ale houses, and cellars, a secret resistance movement was mounting. By night, on November 5, 36 barrels of gun powder were rolled into the cellars of the Parliament buildings. The fuse was never lit. One man was caught, Guy Fawks...

At the beginning of Novemeber, the British government allows for the legal sale of fireworks at a few select locations throughout each town and city. Total chaos is then allowed to continue until Christmas. from Halloween until November 5th there is not a 1 minute period in which fireworks can not be seen outside every bedroom window in Britain. This by no means excludes daylight hours. Hooligans run around in mobs, explosions are set off on street corners, even the elderly can be seen, screeming, hooting and hollering at any given time. Then on, November 5th, massive bonfires are lit, and effigies of Guy Fawks are burned. Children are let loose
Heres Mitch!!!!Heres Mitch!!!!Heres Mitch!!!!

This is a scene from a recent broadway musical starring mitch as Andy, an exhuberant chimney sweep who finds love in all the wrong places. What sorts of high jinx will andy get into next? god only knows.
to throw things in the fire. Fingers are lost every year. All this, from a failed attempt to blow up the parliament buildings 400 years ago. This country is ridiculous.

Financial worries, and social life have kept me tied down to Leeds over the past few weeks, though this by no means has led to a boring routine, or depression, or homesickness. My bedroom is colder than Canada, so I am constantly reminded of home. Bonfire Night (s), many house parties, night clubs, quiz nights, Leeds United Games, Mushroom
Hunting Expeditions, Day trips to harrogate, and many bottles of passionate red wine have kept me busy enough. I suppose I should also mention my day job. I am officially a full time English Teacher at a local un named Highschool, teaching 9 classes of English frm grades 7-11. British Children are Hooligans, and a good part of this can be blamed directly on Guy Fawks.

I have had no face peeing incidents since Ireland, and so have been reluctant to write, as I have felt my readers would be less than entertained. I am however going to see the All Blacks play Australia in Trinations Tournament final today
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Mark, Jannae, Mel, and Mitch hold a secret meeting to plan Gun Powder Plot 2007. The details of which must remain secret until you see it on the world News November 7, 2007.
(this could be a highlight of my life), tommorrow I am going to Sheffield to watch a fat, and coked up Theoren Fleury play Hockey, and I am off to the Czech Republic and Belgium soon enough. I assure you I will pee on face at least once durring these outings.


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Girl from the RingGirl from the Ring
Girl from the Ring

This is my room mate heidi burning the bodies of her victims.
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Me bein a monkey

Mitch and I had a day trip to Harrogate. Another delightful garden town.
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Heres Barty

Heres our crazy Irish Friend Barty Bageby.
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Kersten, Barty Mitch and friends

here is our magic mushroom hunting team.
Leeds United GameLeeds United Game
Leeds United Game

Favorite Chants included "You Never Won Shit, Fuck You" and other delightfully vulgor mantras. Leeds won 2-0.
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Ive aged

Truth is... fast living takes its tioll. Ive lived many years in the past couple months, as is evidenced by the lines in my face. the lovely girl with me is Fouzia.
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Sushi

My sushi was a little lopsided and bland, and it killed 3 of the 7 guests that tried it.
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ho humm

apparently oblivious to the pretty ladies kissing eachother on the couch (fouzia and Natalia). Sounds about right
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sweet ghost

This is fouzia at a halloween party. Pretty good costume I guess.
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King of the World

Mitch climbed the rock before he could think up a way down... I just hate pushing him around in that damn wheel chair now.
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Scary Huh!

This is Our Jackolantern that we put outside our door to ward off the demons on St Hallows Eve.


27th November 2005

i grow less clever by the day
hey man life sounds sweet ass. climate change has rendered regina in an ongoing fall state, it does snow but then quickly melts in a day or two. don't get me wrong its still f'n cold. nothing that much to report i work everyday either at the spa, west 49 or last week barb and i were extras for a movie again. they paid us 20 bucks an hour to sit around and play poker. well now i just count the days until meed is ready at the bushwaker and i enevidably loose my jobs the following day. p.s. i think step one is getting them on the couch. adam
28th November 2005

hooliganism
I am super jealous that you went to a football (aka soccer) match over there you rat bastard.
1st December 2005

Full Time??
Wow, full time job. All of your stories led us to think you were up to your usual hijinks, but all along you were growing up. Well you sure fooled us. Congrats on the job, now you really will have the funds to proform hijinks and keep us entertained.
3rd December 2005

yo
i am really very proud of you. I haven't ben able to tell you yet, cause I have been really busy. But it's good to her it's all going well. talk to you soon budday, celeste
15th January 2006

I donĀ“t remember Sheffield being so much fun ...
... but I do remember the firework insanity that grips Britain every year. Last time I was doing a night orienteering race in the middle of a park in the post-industrial hell that is the East of Sheffield. Whilst we ran around evading startled cows the city was illuminated with continual flashes and explosions. We thought we were in Bagdhad. Enjoy Leeds, thanks for the kind comments, and make sure you keep telling us Brits how daft we really are.
6th August 2006

hahaha
i came accross this page by accident... i don't even know you, but you are funny as hell... just thought i'd share that. you make me want to go to all the places you mentioned on the page....

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