Dreamy days of Uni

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This is just some of the comedy memories we wrote at the final picnic day...

Mill Street Comedy
• Never getting bored of playing coinage, spoons, hula hoop game
• Ems comical cooking and Carls despair of it
• Carl - hiding his cornflakes and loo roll
• Nick, how he’d sit in his blue shorts with his breakfast in a can and the way he’d inhale his food. Also his down syndrome baby questions and foot fetish were pretty weird.
• Going to Blackpool pleasure beach and being so hung-over - the southern boys getting ripped off by the street seller. Then watching Knocked up when we got home ;-)
• 4 pint challenge
• Heather. Generally. And how she pulled Rach on the first night.
• Aoife with her ‘wee noodle on her head’.
• Aoife’s unfortunate incidents - predominantly the lift and the fire...
• Rafika’s obsession with wanting a giant banana
• The best water fight Mill St has ever seen.
• David McDonald being a general fitty.
• The vending machine that never worked and the security guard with anger issues.
• Em’s kleptomania on nights out
• Lauren and Aoife writing poetry on the table in marker pen...
• Aoife robbing tenner off the bloke she was pulling.
• ‘I see you’ - making Carl jump out his skin after the Oujda board.
• Robbing Aoife’s old flat
• Exploding the fridge shelf
• Lauren thinking Jonesy was a pizza shop
• The cops and robbers Otley run - ‘we’re at the Arrrrrrrrrrcccccccccc’
• Rafika’s brilliant hand shadow thing
• Ems obsession with putting her mattress in Aoife’s room. And falling over it.
• Aoife repeatedly stealing bathroom contents.
• The Mormon problem
• Laurens birthday Faversham night.
• Nicks birthday - decorating him and the boys presenting him with a knife.
• The fish cookie. And trying to put it on top of a cupboard that wasn’t there.
• Making the brilliant posters from magazines for the wall.










2nd Yr Langdale Love
• Ems ghost - Graham
• Kidnapping Rafika’s dog.
• Em’s birthday - with our Langdale queen song. And Rafika singing her rendition of Take That.
• Rodders and the semi
• Valentine’s day - the big meal when the rugby was on. - supises inside.
• IKEA trip
• Ethiopia IS in Europe.
• John giving Lyndsey a valentines card - complete with ruler drawn lines!
• The huge water fight and Seamus incident
• Sleeping bags down the stairs.
• The refried beans -
• Clint - especially when Rafika fell over, with genuine love in his eyes
• The fashion show in York. And the ghost walk. And Aoife’s wind.
• Breakfasts at Dare.
• The night when Sam came. After fruity the house turning into a mass brawl, with Aoife stealing everyone bed covers.
• Em subtly taking the Irish upstairs ‘What I can’t hear you....?!@!’
• The peri peri incident
• Another Em quote ‘ What the Fuck is thaaaaat?’
• The rat on the doorstep palaver.
• The mystery of the missing picnic table
• The tuna smeared letterbox. And the tuna on Lauren ;-(
• Lauren and Jo moving in, with no TV or furniture...and forming an Uno obsession
• Dave O carrying Lauren upstairs
• Going to see Derren Brown
• The surprise Liverpool trip - with the fish game
• Playing Roxanne. Frantically.
• Having many a stairs conference. The one with Josh kicking bins over outside in the middle of the night being the funniest.
• Lauren’s Birthday party - the skip fire, the fire alarm, the IPod disappearance, and 50 people in Lauren’s bed.
• Aoife being serious. About the fly in her room.
• Ems zebra ensemble.
• Em’s education on what Gordon Brown looks like.
• Ben and his flaccidness.
• The rugby boys and our da da da revenge on them. All when Jo was breaking up with her fella downstairs.
• Em falling off the picnic table.
• Lauren’s rabbit hump
• Ems potato skins delicacy. And the hour and a half and various equipment required to make them
• The acquiring of the shopping trolley
• The assault course.
• The Christmas tree in lights and Joanna’s faith in us.
• The night the boys next door came round and saw our undies.....then pissed up our wall and had a ferocious fight.
• Em on the dance mat
• The mystery of the giant poo’s.
• When Aoife’s dad made the monstrous letter box contraption
• Mission trip to Ikea missing the slip road approximately three times....SHUT THE FUCK UP LAUREN!
• Trip home from Darren Brown, singing I wanna dance somebody and Aoife stopping the ipod mid the highest note.
• The misunderstanding between Aoife’s mam’s teeth and feet.

3rd Yr Cardigan Craic
• Getting a new all singing, all dancing housemate
• The spider infestation. And the ant infestation. All in Aoife’s room
• The Internal flap....letter box
• environmental Agency doing us for Noise Pollution
• The first time Jo farted in front of David
• Articulate -
• The farting seat. Rafika’s admission ‘ It was meeeeeee’.
• The changing of the sofa and the doors. Regularly.
• Fundraising Otley Run. Zo in the middle of the road and pulling lots of black boys. And then being sick on next doors doorstep
• Nightly sing songs
• Rafika’s Birthday
• Constant curry smell
• Salsa being brilliant. Continual facebook stalking, lips, the albino, Kes and his champers and lamborougini, the shameless men,
• Spoonerism. Like a fat shit.
• Love for Olly Murs and Daniel - orgasmitastic
• Dayo.
• Aoife and her love for maxi dresses.
• I think something’s missing. A hair flower maybe?
• The constant smatter of bran flakes in the bottom of Aoife's bag.
• Being thrown out of Jakes bar.
• Lauren being told her ‘toes look weird’ in potential salsa shoes.
• Mini toilet rolls
• The BBQ perfect day after Otley run.
• The misunderstanding between ‘The box’ and ‘A box’ in the Oak.
• Lauren’s birthday party. And the padlocking of the IPod, breaking of the giant wine glass and enormous part poppers.
• Lauren and Zoe being stuck on the embankment. The only way to go was up.
• Becka and the licking of the nipple...
• Joanna’s downstairs poo.
• Lauren leaving her life in the sunbed shop. And crying at chavs to retrieve it.
• Zoe punching guy in Evo.
• The expedition that was making an “erupting volcano”
• The constant toilet roll stealing
• Misunderstanding between Zoe falling in the bath...and the BAT!
• Zoe’s awful smelling feet.
• The constant runs to so-op for treats.
• Jo constantly being sick on herself...in the bed...in the toilet
• The banging doors
• Our love for bob
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Who said what????
• I like spoooooons!
• Jo I expect to see paints of pot when I come home.
• You’ve got your bare legs on!
• What the fuuuuuuuuck is that?
• I’m about a metre and a half!
• Emma is the other girl that works here.
• Mongolia paint.
• Was that Gordon Brown on the tele...yeah why.....i wanted to know what he looked like!
• Is anyone watching this?
• Gandhi what’s he from...Lord of the rings or Harry Potter....oh I was thinking of Gandolf!
• Hiya Ford, Ford is a name....Ford Harrison
• I can see your actual balls....where!?!
• How many are in S Club 7? Ehhh 7....oooooh!
• Suck it ya mad yolk!
• Do you ever have one of those days where you see your nose?
• 10 things I hate about midgets!
• Do you think you can see fire works from an aeroplane?

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