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Published: December 23rd 2006
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"elementary my dear dani"
Dani put on that famous Deerstalker Hat and the Pipe and went down to essex and within 24 hours they had caught the killer of those prozzies - coincidence - i dont think so...!!! First, being English and all i'd like to complain about the weather!
ITS BLOODY FREEZING!!!!!!!
I thought La Paz was cold, but this is just stupid. I really had forgotten how bad England was during the wintertime. My hands (surely literally) froze three times today! THREE TIMES!!!
Well, if you didn't know already, i'm back home in the UK for a short holiday and a fix if Branston Pickle (chunky as the new squirty smooth ones defeat the whole point of true Branston). After a 'delightful' 32 hour journey to Lima from La Paz i had another seven or so hours to wait for my flight home - via Canada - then seven more in Toronto for my connecting flight - sooooo after two and a half days and much boredom after leaving Bolivia i get into London at some hour in the morning. Nothing much else to say except i seem to have lost a Wednesday somewhere during that journey.
My girlfriend Dani turned up about one hour later (she got a more sensible flight from Bolivia to London via Brazil in under 24 hours - very clever she is) and we jumped into
Dani
Is it Dani or the small dog in her hand thats more destructive? the car and my dad (who it seems woke up at 4.30am to come and fetch me) zoomed back to Letchworth, and home.
Letchworth Garden City - to give it its full title is over 100 years old and has lots of gardens (hence the name) and was the first in the world. Easy. London - or horrible overcrowded and ridiculously expensive place down south - to give it its full title is a lot older than that. Living about an hour away from London all my life i have obviously never done the touristy things that anyone who comes to the UK does. Obviously. How many of you lot who were born and live near famous things have been to see them?
SO using Dani as my excuse i started my tourist trek through London staying at my bro's house in Streatham (thanks bro) and by using a 2-for-1 entry ticket i have already seen Madame Tussauds, 221b Baker Street (which you all should know is Mr Holmes’ old gaff), London Zoo and the Tower of London.
Of them the most worthy of a mention would be the Tower. Fascinating stuff and those of you who
Miss World - Dani
Dani holds her own against Miss World (with the help of her lighter) live round here ('here' being London, or England for that matter) should defo go and give it a look. Don't try stealing the Crown Jewels though, as u can see in the pics they have them well guarded by evil undercover cops disguised as teddy bears!!
Well i'm going to sign off being CHEAP and TACKY and blatantly lie to you all by saying i have given a lot of money to a good and worthwhile charity - and therefore decided not to send out Christmas cards this year - saving the trees and all that.
SO,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
Matt
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hi
Bloody english weather, what you can you say about english boodly weather.