Published: August 15th 2012August 15th 2012
So the club in Balmers was packed with about 5 people. We managed to have a good night though as we recruited 3 Americans to play ring of fire with our Strong Sexy Stud cards and got suitably drunk. This helped Matt to calm his rage over the hoards of Koreans who he is now intolerant of. They stole his adaptor for gods sake! They were massive plug sluts too, with a thousand adaptors attached to a thousand more adaptors.
The next day we both felt really weird. Not hungover, just weird. We did washing and other housewife duties and I got my beloved knife (that I bought yesterday) engraved with the word "Clara" so I will never forget the horrors of torture mountain. I wanted "Clara von skank" but the knife is too small, its basically a knife for toddlers.
Also, Matt goaded the Koreans by drunkenly playing the Piano whilst they were trying to read their creepy little symbols.
Later, we are getting the train to Florence!
Harriet von skank