List of funny things about Spain

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I found this list of things you know if you have lived in Spain and I thought it was hilarious that I already know what they are talking about in half of the things. Thought I would share it with y’all so you can get a little taste of some of the Spanish oddities that I am experiencing!

1. Mullets are awesome, for men and women.
2. You know what a croqueta is.
3. You've eaten more fish and veal in one week than in your whole US life.
8. You have done shots with the bartenders at multiple bars.
9. When you know how to the use the metro when the map is in Spanish.
11. You have stolen Internet.
12. You watch a dog take a crap on the sidewalk and the owner doesn't clean it up.
13. You have encountered numerous people haciendo un pis in the streets.
14. You have encountered tiny children wandering the streets.
17. You know what a doner kebap is.
18. You got drunk off wine.
19. You are a huge fan of the Menú del Día.
20. You stayed out til 6am because the Metro doesn’t start again until then.
21. You’re life span has been shortened 5 years because of the second hand smoke.
22. You have seen a cigarette box that says ¨smoking can cause a slow and painful death¨
23. You have learned that deodorant is obviously not necessary.
24. You have seen a vending machine with thongs.
25. You have had a staring contest with a stranger in the streets.
26. You’ve watched Simpsons, multiple multiple times.
27. You have trouble speaking both English and Spanish.
28. You’ve left the house to go out at 1am.
29. You know what a true dulce is.
30. You have never been to a store between 1430 and 1730.
31. You have fought with the lock on the door and have only won half the time.
32. You have gorged on scrambled eggs at the hotels.
33. You’ve had bread everyday for every meal.
34. You have a lisp...
36. You can take showers in a 2 ft box called a shower.
37. You jump when you hear the words “Vamos A Comer”
38. Your dinner time is about 2130.
39. You know what Corte Inglés is.
40. You have seen rainbow hair.
47. You know what the Chinos are, and when they are open...24-7
48. You have seen buildings that are older than our country.
49. You know who Velázquez is, and how to say it.
50. You have seen Pizza boys on Mopeds.
51. You’ve been surprised to see a ¨big¨car.
54. You have seen old people out at 2 am
55. You know the difference because tengo calor y estoy caliente.
56. You have been stopped at the plaza and asked if you speak English.
59. Vale, pues, venga
60. You know it’s not hasta luego, it’s hadalugo
61. You write on graph paper and not lined paper.
62. You have found the horrible truth that double spacing is not normal.
63. You have learned the true meaning of a cell phone bill.
64. Yelling is not yelling...it’s just excited chatter.
65. Personal space = 0cm.
66. You have seen pointy elf looking shoes.
70. You have seen porn on TV under news, or as a normal channel.

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