Huge Arse Airways.

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ok, i did about 76 entries on the first day, so i'm just chucking all here seperating by a gorgeous line. enjoy.

right, hello. we are at birmingham airport, got bloody ages until our damn flight. just had ourselves a disgustingly overpriced breakfast, nice and freshly microwaved oh yes indeedy. our gate opens in just over an hour. a whole hour! thats a freaking long time to spend in an airport doing nothing. everybody is having poos, i feel left out. danny bought some werthers, time for some old fashioned stories i think. mum started crying when we left, bless her. hopefully we wont get molested or anything like that. fingers crossed aye! going to go and watch england under 21s tomorrow in arnhem, should be bloody good fun. danny reckons london is massive. from now on he is dizzee smizzle.

Whores!

amsterdam is full of whores. our hostel is a fantastically christian (death is sure, god is the cure). it has comical toilets, bible readings at 7 and lots of inspirational messages around the place. it's all very spiritual. 2 streets further south however, is the red light district. which is full of whores. whores. madness. i suppose it's prettz sad that people have to resort to that for an income, but i guess sex is something that is pretty relevant to everybody, so why not do it as a career? it's not as if they are all token vile prostitues. on that subject, i've fallen in love about 7times already, jesus christ girls are attractive here. blimey nora.

Royston Drenthe. WHAT A PLAYER.

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