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| 18th December 2009 anonymous | America - From: Europe Blows. fuck yeah |
| 15th December 2009 anonymous | - From: Mai-Hime: The Dancing Girl ETHAN HAWK!?! nice reference to before the sunrise, or after the sunset, whichever one is the first one... |
| 29th November 2009 Michelle | You are right on with the europeans - From: Europe Blows. HAHAHA.. I loved reading your page. You are so completly right about the Europeans. I agree with everything you said. We are stuck here right now with my husband being military..we only have 6 months left and then we are back in the GOOD OL USA! I must say it was good to have a reality check here in Europe. I truly never knew that the Germans were such assholes..but after being stationed here I know now that ALL Europeans except for the Scots, the Irish, and The Brits are arrogant, stuck up, humorless, lazy idiots. Thanks for the great blog! Nothing like the good ol USA!!!! |
| 25th November 2009 gong | - From: Europe Blows. were all the same over here the one thing european about you is that you don't love tv. unlike me, who needs more than 12 television channels, and for 5 of them to not be some division of BBC. Nothing is more north american than having a whole channel dedicated to food, and bass fishing, and nascar. |
| 19th November 2009 C-Benz | Montreal, actually... - From: Europe Blows. I really enjoyed the 'comfortable numbness' part. Even though Seattle is #1 in youth employment opportunities (according to the Wall Street journal), i can't help but feel I'm slowly growing mediocre. Do you think living at home helps? That the familiar surroundings elicit a dependent attitude? Right now I feel like a 22 year old high schooler... with less responsibility than my sister, who's actually in high school! Argh... c'est la vie. |
| 18th November 2009 Todd Harris | Been a While - From: Prologue: So What Ever Happened to All That? Teddo, It's been awhile since you have posted, I have actually been worried that something happened to you. Thanks for the shout out a few posts ago, the (several) concrete picture post had me rolling!! Anyway, keep up the blog, the faithful really like it. You or Gen give me a shout if you are ever down Atlanta way. Always remember, when the times are down, this too will pass. Best Regards, Todd Atlanta, GA |
| 14th November 2009 generationk | Funny how different stories tie together - From: Prologue: So What Ever Happened to All That? that email was after the binge when I decided to let go of a sure-fire hr in a restroom. |
| 29th August 2009 tony | stay in america small minded human - From: Ibaraki and Other Distant Mythical Places. Ibaraki distant and mythical???, fuck off yank scum. |
| 14th August 2009 virgil | mongoose - From: One Last Goodbye? You are a fuckhead |
| 7th August 2009 C-Benz | wow... that's a new one... - From: ボケの寝癖マンーCowlick Man the Fool I must say, yogurt cock is a new one. I'll have to keep that in mind when I'm insulting people's travel blogs instead of getting on with the rest of my life. |
| 6th August 2009 Traveller | Gash - From: One Last Goodbye? Your writing is consistent, as ever. Again this is utter pish. Shut up you total Bell End. |
| 2nd August 2009 generationk | Larry Jones - From: 会いたかった—I wanted to meet you. still hate him cuz he named his daughter shea due to "the great success he had at the stadium". i will also never forget 1999. |
| 31st July 2009 Todd | Your Blog - From: 女心ーA Woman's Heart F that guy, I like your blog, if he doesnt like it he doesnt have to read it. PS- What did Larry ever do to you?? I like Larry. Todd in Atlanta |
| 29th July 2009 Sara | http://smallbusinessgrant.info - From: Tom Cruise Found Beat Up in a Scummy Hinoshi Snack Bar? I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often. Sara http://smallbusinessgrant.info |
| 25th July 2009 yakyu otaku | Re: word usage - From: 書庫ーArchive Well, technically I didn't misspell it, I just used the wrong "hear". The comment wasn't directed so much at the word usage of my accuser so much as that demographic of half-wit North Americans that insert random British pronunciations and colloquialisms into their lexicons, and the underlying cultural stereotype that it's predicated on, that people from the British Isles have better taste than North Americans because of where they're born. However, the typographical infraction still stands. Internet Grammar Police 15 Teddo 0 |
| 25th July 2009 JayC | I disagree! - From: 書庫ーArchive I actually think they are quite good! |
| 25th July 2009 anonymous | RE: yakyu otaku - From: 書庫ーArchive funny the one making the comeback about word usage misspells "hear" |
| 24th July 2009 Traveller | Blogs Are Still Shite - From: ボケの寝癖マンーCowlick Man the Fool Why post this shite on TravelBlog when it barely contains any mention of travel. It's just you writing bloated crap. If you wanted your friends to keep track of your inane bullshit then you should have set up a Wordpress blog or likewise. I'm sick of returning to the Tokyo blog section in order to find interesting and informative travel-orientated blogs, only to find your utter dung. I'd love to stay and chat a little longer but you're a total yogurt cock. |
| 23rd July 2009 yakyu otaku | Re: Blogs - From: 書庫ーArchive Nice to finally here from somebody with good judgment. I should hope you're actually from the British Isles though, otherwise your use of "shite" marks you as a pretentious asshole, instead of an inherent possessor of taste. |
| 23rd July 2009 Traveller | Blogs - From: 書庫ーArchive Your blogs are shite. |
| 16th July 2009 C-Benz | A sense of purpose lost... - From: Mother Knows Best This reminds me of a film i recently watched called Toyko!, in which two french directors and a korean director work with an all Japanese crew to create three beautiful stories of love, hate, and loneliness in a city that can make you feel so isolated itself. I highly recommend watching it, and then watch the 'making of' for more in-depth into the themes, storyboards, etc... well worth it. |
| 9th July 2009 anonymous | "...serve as a monument to my triumph over the lowly temptations of 5/16ths-rated guttersluts" - From: More of The Truth About Dating...and the Yankees Great to see Canada is hoping onto the Freedom Bandwagon...now if you only started treating minorities unequally... |
| 2nd July 2009 generationk | fucking cliffhangers... - From: 愛の意味論ーThe Semantics of Love a lot of balls putting up that excerpt at the top. this entry was a thrill ride tho |
| 30th June 2009 anonymous | - From: 女々しい―Effeminate QQ. Emo otaku in Japan... |
| 17th June 2009 C BENZ | Bar skanks.... - From: 女々しい―Effeminate rock. |
| 24th May 2009 The socially awkward one... | - From: No Doubt First of your stories I get the time to read, I really like your writing. I'd say you back up all your bragging about being a good writer, I'll never say anything against it, kkk. ...you sound very depressed though... ...Don't be; you told me my love life was more shitty than yours ;) |
| 24th April 2009 anonymous | - From: A Crash Course in Me Shut the fuck up!! and you are sick!! Get out, you can't find a girl in your country? White trash!! |
| 1st April 2009 generationk | The tension builds nicely - From: 気不味い―Awkward you've been on fire recently |
| 31st March 2009 yakyu otaku | - From: 気不味い―Awkward Too obvious. Everyone loves TBEBs. |
| 31st March 2009 C-Bizzle | Minami loves... - From: 気不味い―Awkward TALL BLONDE EMO BOYZ!!! BAHAHAHAHA! |
| 26th March 2009 anonymous | - From: 涙―Tears >>The Ted Smith center for Caucasian Racism And Cultural >>Knowledge Empowerment Research—or the C.R.A.C.K.E.R >>center for short. You and that Arudou Debito guy should team up. *smirk* |
| 26th March 2009 elkg | - From: 涙―Tears You're lucky to be able to love like that |
| 26th March 2009 generationk | kinda cliche - From: 涙―Tears but tears make the best lube |
| 22nd March 2009 C-Bizzle | A tear to my eye... - From: 聞こえない歌―A Song I’ll Never Hear Damnit Ted your pieces are getting better and better. If I had the resources, I would love to make this entry into a short film. Think about it, it would be amazing to show this story in a 10-15 minute film! They a picture is worth a thousand words. |
| 10th March 2009 generationk | "...witnessed a white-people breakup in the last six years understands exactly what I’m talking about" - From: Y'all Know White People Love Dramatic Breakups. http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/18/70-difficult-breakups/ |
| 16th February 2009 anonymous | - From: 菜奈の日 — NaNa’s Day what a white bitch in Japan, you stink!! |
| 12th February 2009 CHB | Great Piece - From: The Weight of Consequence. Oh man... what a great story this time around... maybe because I'm reading it late at night, maybe it's because I'm postponing the inevitable. All the while, I continue to search for the 'adult' in me as well. |
| 11th February 2009 Konbu | The spoken word. - From: The Weight of Consequence. It amazes me how at one moment Japanese spoken from a woman will sound gentle, controlled, and sexy as hell. Though, without notice, akin to being smacked in the face with a 3lb burrito, she will shriek to a point that will put your boys it a state that hasn’t since your prepubescent years. It’s horrible how a 90lb women can have that affect. I suppose white women (i.e. our mothers) have already between us enough so that we’re now immune to their harshness. |
| 11th February 2009 J | - From: The Weight of Consequence. I feel obligated to leave a quick comment, mostly because of the insanity that erupted in your last post. Glad you're continuing despite anonymous Internet adversity. |
| 7th February 2009 soonmi | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? i want you to stop writing about me. Kazuto read your blog sometimes.he told me about that. i'm tired of that things. and i don't want everyone to know about our relationship. it's a private things. it's one-way your opinions. it's not true. |
| 6th February 2009 A. Parkes | reply #2 - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? Anonymous. I become highly intrigued by the challenge when you said that none were capable of deducing the real message behind the note. After clearing my own mind I came to this conclusion. What I found hidden underneath your convulsed tone was something completely different then originally thought. That is to say… in your first comment, what was perceived as an attack of hatred against the author was in fact an attack that you hoped would challenge the author to “man up” and prove to himself that he can do better. You believe that self-pity is not the answer, and you seeing this reflected in the author is what fueled your irritable tone in the first place. As for your remark regarding “North American’s have no aesthetics” and then contrasting it with “But you’re the very product of this society…” I suppose I read only afterwards as what was suppose to act as a confidence booster, and compliment to our well versed author… saying that how could he say North American’s have no aesthetics, when he himself a North American was able to capture the emotions and relations beautifully within his writing (At least this is how I read it). With that said, I owe you an apology, for I also took the bait on first impulse but only because I was being defensive. But like I mentioned in my comment before, he is the only one who can change himself if that’s what he wants. |
| 6th February 2009 yakyu otaku | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? What's a sophist? Can I have my cookie now? |
| 5th February 2009 anonymous | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? Oh, A. Parkes, you are oh so intelligent for figuring that all out! You must be a highschool graduate after all. Were you equally perceptive when your teacher had you read Catcher in the Rye?? Of course he's driven by drama-- he responded to flamebait like the best of them, as did all you other tools. It's a shame none of you were capable of deducing the real message behind the note, but such is to be expected of Internet nobodies, living vicariously through a sophist. Cheers! |
| 5th February 2009 J | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? My female compatriots don't even know I'm reading or responding to this and they're already hurting from what I'm about to type. Although you may be immature, or any other number of terrible things, I somehow find fault with the women in your escapades instead of you. Perhaps because I think women are way too high-maintenance or because I do a fair amount of chaos-seeking, I've started thinking that if I were a few inches shorter, a few pounds lighter and Asian, we'd hit it off like hell. You could make me fall in love with you, but you'd be free to live your adventures. Because I like the chase, too, more than the catch. But it's always good to have someone waiting in your bed. Too bad for you I'm the unbelievable minority. In fact, I'm not sure I know any other woman who would express the same views. I'm interested to see, though, if you'll continue along this path or have already figured things out and are merely behind in writing them. |
| 5th February 2009 J | - From: Meeting Her Daddy—Part 4 and Final. (Or- -“An Ode to Popsicles.”) I really love the last line, and then I think about how there's very probably something very wrong with it in a way that I can't comprehend, not being a writer. If that makes any sense. I'm sad to be so close to the end of the entries, so I'm forcing myself to savor each one a bit. And yeah. A few minutes later, I still like that line. |
| 5th February 2009 generationk | re: Anonymous - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? and what were u doing when u were 21? saving the world? i guess you win... |
| 4th February 2009 A. Parkes | re: anonymous, and a note to the author. - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? Calm down will you. Haven’t you learnt anything from reading this entry? He’s fueled by drama, he lives for drama, and even if it was merely a glimpse of it, that’s exactly what you’ve given him in your “Mindless Drivel”. If you’re going to voice out your opinions, learn to act with sophistication and a clear mind. Otherwise you’ll end up as the joke to your own statement, which was made clear in his response. On another note, I can only agree so much with Mr. Kurita’s last words of wisdom. Her physical beauty will only serve as a temporary distraction. A distraction that will surely keep you by her side, one that will prevent you from facing what you truly fear. That is to say… what makes you so sure she’ll stay? It’s like you said “I feel like it’s going to happen again… and that there’s almost nothing I can do to stop it”, and it will happen again, and again, and again, if you don’t make the change. You know that and that’s what scares you the most. Why? Because no matter what the change, for better or worse, it is human nature to stick to what’s comfortable and familiar. On top of that you fear and wonder that if you do choose to stray from the path you’re on now, how will that affect your abilities as an author? You feel that you’ll be losing the drive that fuels your impulses and creativity the most, by staying committed to one person. At least, this is what I felt was made explicit. |
| 4th February 2009 anonymous | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? No, no! You win! Posting your insecurities online and making shit up to embellish you sad life on teh Internetz makes you teh winz0rz omgwtfbbq!!!!11111111 Would you like a cookie, you special little boy, you? |
| 4th February 2009 Elie | - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? Hey, I like your writing. Sometimes talking to other people about relationships helps you realize that the things you think are most important in your own analyses are not the most important. Hope someone can provide that for you. See you in class-- |
| 3rd February 2009 Konbu | Some comments just don’t mean a thing… - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? Ted, It sounds pedestrian… but we all go through the point of questioning our judgment on women. “Is she attractive enough?”, “Can I have a future with her?”, and my preferred “If I can find someone better, should I?” The answers are always “possibly”, “maybe”, or “hell I don’t know”. Though, isn’t this the point? Going through the trifling crap, and not just setting for the first pitcher who we hit from, is what we do. If not, how do we expect to find a pitcher with that sweet pitch. So I’ll repeat what you may have heard already; Beyond all of the trivial, are all of the important aspects of life. So, screw the rest, and do what makes you happy. Nevertheless, your blogs are a great read, mainly from sadistic pleasure I get from your pain. Best regards Konbu |
| 3rd February 2009 yakyu otaku | re: Ym - From: Another Round, or Should We Go? You wanna send that to the private message option? The Travelblog comments bar does not support sequences of gibbled characters. |
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