oh wow. this is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to me. i can't keep up. so, after driving to newark with my family and blowing way too much money in the airport's borders, i hopped on a plane and jetsetted across the atlantic. it was the most uncomfortable six hours of my entire life, and my only source of amusement was the drunk amateur rapper (who continuously drank those little five dollar bottles of bacardi, FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT) and his posse. when we got off of the plane, the elderly and fragile british woman who sat next to him was holding him up. and he was a large man. i should've taken a picture. plane food is disgusting. i was hungry, so i had no choice but to eat the coagulated chicken
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