the 18 year old aussie who's running of to argentina for 12 months

currently i'm stuck in darwin. there is nothing worse than 3 months with nothing to do but wait. no matter what you, it simply can not pass any faster. have attempted however by

a. going faster than the speed of light. without my drivers lisence, and student income however i have to say, it bloody difficult to reach such speed with the power of 2 rather stumpy legs, (even when holding onto the leash of crazed dog chasing ball)

b. investing in a time machine. can i please mention that this turned out to be as much as a scam as the penis enlargers, or russian husband that i bought the other week...

c. reattempting to read the bible for the 50th time in my life. which includes the time when i thought i could talk to god (8 years), when my heart was set on a career as an theologian, and recently when stuck at hays creek for 2 nights with 2 men who communicated via grunts after been bogged, walking 10km to the highway, flagging a lift, calling for help then getting bogged again, with the RESCUE verhicle starting the whole sorry proccess again

but as bob dylan once inaudably moaned "thats life, and life only ma"

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