Peter O
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Peter O
I was born arse first into a wealthy family of goat molestors, and soon learned how to recycle my urine to survive becuase the fucking goats drank all of the water. Although short for my size, I still managed to teach Chuck Norris how to grow a beard and win a gold medal in the breast stroke by age 8. I truly rose to prominence, though, with my first of 348 books entitled 'How to Break into the Pentagon with a Piece of Cheese' and have been living in exile ever since...
In my latest adventures around the globe, I visit Asia and Oceania. If you can be arsed, feel free to read about it here...