Or, more appropriately for this update's purposes, when in England... Some of you might of heard, or not, through my parents that I had a little accident here in Cambridge Monday night that resulted in the loss of some teeth (or bits of them, but anyway). In attempt to glorify the story and cause it to appear much more legendary than it actually was (or even is, currently), and also just for the sake of laugh, I will tell the story in two varying ways, from which you can take the liberty to pick and choose which version you like the best. Or you could just use your brain. Or ask my parents. For all intensive purposes, however, whichever version you pick, you are welcome to think of as the "truth." But you should probably
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