Interesting Vietnam fact #1: They drive on the right in Vietnam. Or on the left. Or on both sides, or neither. As in, the wrong way down the middle of a one way motorway, or directly across massive roundabouts, or on pavements: if it's relatively flat and not actually prohibited by the laws of physics, then the chances are the Vietnamese have tried to drive on it. He's Saigon Ho Chi Menhtal! As bad as our day was when we got deported from Vietnam, it was nowhere near as bad as Michael Jackson's day. His heart forgot to beat it. Apparently it was an excessive combination of sunshine, moonlight, and good times, but I blame it on the boogie. It doesn't matter if he's black or white, because now he's dead. Ok, I'm sorry, that was
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