this shit is fucking genius. I think you should look into having this published and given out during 5th grade Drug Awareness and prevention week. I also strongly feel that you boys should look into coming to cortland for Cortaca Jug.
Agreed Great point, Mike. I also love the continuing commentary and interest by others. I want everyone to keep in mind that the season isn't over until year's end. This is just a to-date highlight of the frontrunners. Collin made a great point; Sweatman's gonna get a whole weekend in Vegas in less than two weeks. Anything can happen then.
Remember I'm glad to see all this support, and thanks to all who've pledged in my honor, but I just want to reiterate a very important aspect of the Team: no matter which one of us wins, society loses. This is a very important aspect to this race of champions...
Dear Anonymous All good points, but we must keep in mind that this is '07's MVP race. If we were going on past glories, the race would have more horses. The Drury/Gould roommate stories of WSC come to mind... However, when the official Team Handsome website goes up, there will be a place for classic Handsome tales as well.
Gibbons '07. Though I only got to hang out with him a few days this year his stories are amazing. Some are too handsome for words. He also co-wrote and produced the classic song, "DAVE gave you AIDS". Gibbons '07, anyone else would be an injustice. It would be like when jeter won the gold-glove over alex gonzalez . . . pure bullshit
Jay Brings Solid points to the table... I love the Sox analogies, and I too got contacted from Guidi right after the puke incident. He called me and described it just as Drury did, only he was driving and had music blaring in his car. Didn't mention that in the original text cause it was a rush-job. Sorry.
I pretty much get baked and watch dvds these days..
Mike's a staple candidate for '07 and every year leading up to it. He's our Ortiz, puttin up strong performances and coming through late (at night) in clutch style. I haven't drank with Mike in '07 though, but in no way does that mean I doubt his candidacy. After all, I read the mexico blog, too.
I was on the phone with Bryan later after Guidi puked that night. He had called to share the moment with me. While we're catching up, I get a text from Guidi. It was very simple: "I just puked in a bar." The dude's got such great comedic timing that he can do it without fucking trying. And his texts are the shit when he's hammered. Plus he smokes more weed than Robert Parish. He's our Manny. The child in you will never allow you to dislike him. Guidi's my frontrunner.
Randy's behavior from all of '06 would've put any of us to shame, however. Dude once got hammered and snorted meth and fucked a crazy cougar in the jacuzzi room in the motel he managed. Too bad he never was on the team.
Sweatman is Theo Epstein. No jew jokes, either.
keep an eye on Gibson as a sleeper, especially if he's spending 50% of his day with Damien.
I don't really know those other dudes.....
You See, THIS is what I'm talking about!!! Mike, it's this dedication to your craft that has landed you squarely in the Hall of Fame. I also like the new story, so if people want to elaborate on this with other tales, here would be a good place to start.
mvp i am 100% behind mr. mike gisbbons, even though there is a place in my heart for all the nominees. he left me a most outsanding voicemail in the form of a rap while drunk in a bar last week. it was priceless. and who can forget the projectile vomiting on that one faithful paddy's day? that never gets old.
Thanks and glad to see the blog back. Thank you for considering me for this years MVP Nomination. Its good to know that my insane, extremely inappropriate behavior is applauded somewhere, even as people in Kentucky look at me with a combination of awe and terror. I got blacked out midday yesterday, as my boss took everyone to the strip club. I went after work to drink with my buddy's wife and mom. I started swearing very loudly and as I was being thrown out of the bar I cursed out a group of senior citizens that had been complaining about my language. I went to a hippy bar, got some beers, and was told by the waitress to watch my language, as I was cursing and yelling nonstop. I went across the street to a liquor store, got a bottle of tequila, went back to the hippy bar. I did shots in the kitchen with the cooks and dishwashers. Back at the bar, I dipped underneath and chugged from the bottle. On the walk home I puke walked, walking and puking simultaneously for nearly the entire walk.
cannonball my favorite part of this day was dave screaming out "bullshit" and "fuck that" when the young lads and lasses would score higher then him. oh, and the look on the parents faces the ENTIRE time. priceless.
You guys are f ing hillarious! Now it all makes sense. We shoulda hit up the Fairway first but it sounds like those guys woulda been in (not so) rare form by then. Anyways, we need to have a re-do this Thursday, promise we won't let the cougar attack! Although I bet it was pretty entertaining! haha can't wait for the next entry!
You guys are everywhere! I am a lower caper that does not know any of you guys until a friend passed this link on to me. But since I have been reading your blog I must admit that I have seen atleast one of you every night I have been at the bar. You guys are everywhere!
I enjoy hearing about your antics. You guys are hilarious!
I was so friggen drunk when I was on the phone with Brion. I was hoping that you had it on speaker phone and were transcribing it to the internet. I was saying that we were only gonna bang chicks in the Taliban in 2012.
It's ok Mike. Dave and I did get kicked out of the liquor store cause the owner hates Dave. We had been chatting with a smoking hot Brazilian who was doing a tasting for Sam Adams. Anonymous is cool, just reporting the facts. Such is our shame.
Re: Ghey? Last night when Dave found out that Justin would not be there he was obviously upset. He longed for the days of winter when he slept in Justin's bed "at least 40 times" Brion raised the question of whether or not Justin and Dave ever kissed to which Dave replied, " Well almost one time . . . I mean . . . no . . . you're gay." You make the call.
The idea behind this travel blog was simple; Dave and I do stupid things and document them for the amusement of our friends. The bigger the public scene, the more attention, or, quite simply, the more people shocked or horrified, the funnier it is for us. You'll find that most of these journal entries take place in a small radius of towns on Cape Cod. That's because Dave and I rarely go over the bridge. Not 'cause we are afraid, but because we're no good on the other side.... full info
Joanna
non-member comment
this shit is fucking genius.
I think you should look into having this published and given out during 5th grade Drug Awareness and prevention week. I also strongly feel that you boys should look into coming to cortland for Cortaca Jug.