21/7 The Skipper is a lazy bastard (guess who washed the deck?). And dangerously fat. And alcoholic. And he has diabetes, so he has a bit of an excuse(damn). We went to get all of the stuff from the supermarket today - I have never met anyone who was so slow at walking - he said I was not being "Spanish" enough about things. I should have said he was just a slow cunt. Half way along he went hypo (or is it hyper) glycemic. Thats what he said, but I think he just wanted to sit down and eat a [View Full Entry]

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Nursed a hangover, went for a swim, got a bit sunburned today - life is hard. Stuck in Mellila, which is a Spanish port on the coast of morroco - I never heard of it and neither has any other Brit - there are no English here at all (cannot find Lineker´s Bar anywhere) so a bit of hablar espanol is required. I think the Spanish are keeping this one quiet, something to do with Gibraltar perhaps? Why stuck? The wind is going in the wrong direction and will not turn until Tuesday. The boat next to ours left this morning after [View Full Entry]

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