Before we could leave, a Friends Test was conducted, with one simple question: Please come to our leaving party. Sadly, millions of people failed. Those of you who confirmed your love and respect for us, it has been noted, you will not be forgotten when the Carrot is in our hands. Unlucky the rest of you! Sublime wit and dazzling banter flowed throughout the evening, and eventually we were asked to explain the treasure map. It turns out that a long, long time ago a man named Carlos Ronaldinho acquired the legendary Carrot, but buried it before he realised its magical property. Course you never bury anything without drawing an old crumpled map first, and on it he marked the exact point where he had hidden the Carrot in his back garden! We don't know how
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