MikeandHelen's Guestbook

New South Wales
Mike - I needed to write to correct this horrific racialism. My great, great, great, great Grandfather, Ivor "the Travel" Jones is responsible for the great nation you are now in. Many moons ago, when the earth was still flat, he boldly got drunk and lost his way on a cockle fishing trip. He unwittingly traversed the river Loughor, and the English Channel with it, to discover, gentrify and colonise (via "rapping" - Aiii and pillaging) the country that you are now in, long before Columbus did. He indeed introduced culture to the masses by recreating the legendary mumbles mile but later died, whilst on his own pub crawl, by being eaten by an elephant seal as he searched for a kebab and "Cinders" (the legedary nighspot at the end of the real mumbles mile) which hadn't been built yet. Fortunately, he died before he had a chance to recreate a southern hemisphere version of Port Talbot. I'm glad to see that local culture (males having as many as 20 partners per season) continues. Finally, why are you now finding male seals good looking? How long has it been since you saw Helen last?

colonized
Hi Mike - I have a question re the Welsh colonisation: Did they bring their own sheep or are there argie sheep there already? They do say a welshman without a sheep is like a frenchman without onions (and a stripey top and a beret)

Glad you are haiving a cracking time, have a fab new year

Absolutely amazing! Much better than an Xmas in cold and snowy Rhode Island. Enjoy the weather for me.

Merry Berries
Hope you manage to find some white meat in Argentina!!! Glad all going well, Merry Chrsitmas! Conor and Suzanne

Happy Christmas
Hi Michael We have been following your progress with interest and look forward to photos of the falls. David and i would have appreciated pictures of the senoritas if possible.We are entertaining your family tonight so if your ears are burning you'll know why.I suppose Christmas Dinner will be another big steak. We'll toast you with a bottle of ale on Christmas Day.

Sounds like a low-key Northern Ireland game, except for the bit about the ref needing protection of course.

River Plate
Interesting stuff - but still not quite the Ashton Gate experience. El superclassico has to be this weekend's Bristol City v Cardiff City riot, accompanied by sporadic outbreaks of football.

What, no sea food?
Loads of cultural stuff, nice photos and steaks, but no women? You getting old or something, let's see some evidence of the hotties! And make up a story about you trapping, we won't believe you even if you manage it so be inventive.

Finally the journey has begun!
Mike, great piccy's Oh! indeed I am extremely jealous - adding to your enjoyment, the weather here has turned bloody freezing!!!

Bonus Aries
Fill me up with your heat, with your noise With your dirt, overdo me Let me dance to your beat, make it loud Let it hurt, run it through me. Don't hold back, you are certain to impress Tell the driver this is where I'm staying Hello, Buenos Aires Get this, just look at me dressed up, somewhere to go We'll put on a show

very jealous but good luck!

Mike, Do you remember doing this at the Nexen quiz night? At least we have something to remember you by! http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1140918085