Amsterdam Having waved goodbye to my girlfriend Cat’s dad at Waterloo, we trekked to Luton Airport to be met with the most rubbish airport in the world. It makes flying about as glamorous as shopping in Lidl or Aldi or something. Although Cat said they had very nice toilets, so top marks Luton for arse facilities. When we arrived in Amsterdam we immediately found our hostel and spread our shite everywhere. The 20 bed dorm was surprisingly cosy yet we had privacy (ish), although there was a clear Amsterdam casualty in the bed next to me who was always in bed and stared at me ALL the time. She was bald and had bug eyes on stalks. On the way into town I passed a stuffed reindeer. Had my picture taken with it. He looks like
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