So it’s been a while since my last blog entry and many strange and wonderful things have happened to me since then...The foreign teachers were all invited to a welcome party which I foolishly thought would be a simple event but no. I was required to get up on stage in front of about 600 Chinese students and do a dance aahhhhhh its gets worse..alain the guy from the Cameroon decided to spice things up a bit so he joined me on stage and started to grind with me, the Chinese gasped in horror but then thankfully just started laughing-don’t think I have ever been so humiliated in my entire life I later found out that what I thought were just simple video recorders were in fact TV cameras belonging to Shandong television- oh sweet lord!
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