Born into poverty during the last great war, I was abandoned as a baby in the doorway of a 7/11 near Tooting Bec. Growing up was tough as I scrounged for food and made ends meet by becoming a male escort to rich businessmen. When I got out of the game I finally made my dreams come true by moving to Grimsby where I became the youngest Lion tamer at Cottles Circus. Now 25, I have 3 illegitimate children by 4 different women and the abuse of drink and drugs in my past have meant I have no recollection of anything since 1997. I have been told I am the President of the Townsville Appreciation S... full info