The car: Today is the beginning of my epic adventure. Alex drove Bobby and I to the airport, during which time we had a very intellectual conversation where upon our porn star names were revealed, the results of which were: Smokey Holmes, Punky Sutton an dFluffly Elves, guess who is who? Following discussions delved deep into the psyche and unveiled Bobby's rather disturbed dream of being chased by the Texas chainsaw massacre guy 'Leather Face'. He locked himself in a room and proceeded to watch Friends on the television. In the rest of the house he could hear people being hacked to pieces and all he could do was to jump up and down willing the program to finish quicker, after which he made his hasty escape out of the window to freedom!... You get an
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