Your funniest blog so far, well done I'm dead impressed! We're both missin ya and looking forward to seeing you again soon.
In the words of the Great Nelson Mandela: "After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb"...
And again:
"Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement".
This is the best thing you could EVER have done. Love you; your Big Sis :-D x x x
Positano.....gasp..sigh..Sooo beautiful. Pleased you enjoyed it. As for the blog... "I imagined my conquered foes mid mastication" and "pishin aw ower the path man" ! Am re applyin mascara as we speak. Sooo funny. You are so talented as a writer. Wish I wis laffin aw the way to the bank!!!! Keep up the good work! xx
bitch slap yer mither! eh ...ah think not. Dont think cos you are a seasoned traveller you are not above a skelpit leatherin frae yer Ma ya wee whippersnapper! x
Getting fat?? I'm insulted to the core (my ripped sub 10% fat core.) Fat? Mum, you have just earned yourself a bitch slap courtesty of the Heath. Tert...
Loads ae luv, Paul xXx
Jaysus H Christ!!! Wah wah wee WOW!!! We are soooooooo jealous. In fact, not at all... blue skies actually very similar to looking out of the window here, in, ahem, Prestwick. :-(
Photos amazin, was great fun to read your blog and enthuse at photos together. Mum thinks you're getting fat. I told you she is a complete freak!! What chance do I have lol? (you look great, very chilled!!)
With lots of love, missing you loads,
Gill and Mum x x x
Mad Fanny Saints Here mate a seen that wee diddy wae eez worn oot knees (fae gettin' pumped up the erse) geen ye pish! ahd've stuck the heed in um masel' hud a been there! And as for that big nancy c**t hidin' the wee boay unner eez jaiket???
Ciao il Piccolo Fratello! Siamo così gelosi!
Lovin your pics. It's gettin cold here. And dark at night! I like it though, as I am a freak and prefer winter as opposed to our crappy muggy summers. However, if I had the option of trading places with you..... hmmmm, not much thought required there...
Well, looks - and sounds, from your email ;-) - that you're havin a ball. Keep posting the pics and keep us updated on the goss!
Loadsa Luv from your sis and BIL-to be x x x
Gill
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Your funniest blog so far, well done I'm dead impressed! We're both missin ya and looking forward to seeing you again soon. In the words of the Great Nelson Mandela: "After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb"... And again: "Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement". This is the best thing you could EVER have done. Love you; your Big Sis :-D x x x