First big night out in Melbourne - Christmas Eve - with the Barmy Army - classy. Big, fat, ugly, hairy, sweaty and bald men... Chris was loving it. We were all together in 'PJ O'Brien's Irish Pub, singing 'Barmy Army' 88 consecutive times. The only downside, was getting stuck with some Welsh sheepshagging w*****s, who clearly had no mates as they made friends with us - the last resort. OJ got extremely angry whilst in Taxis. First of all, the Welsh w*****s decided it was cool for OJ to pay for the cab. The jokes were on them though, as later on in the evening, they spent $300 in a homosexual brothel - no jokes - (we were scared, but OJ had to persuade Chris not to go with them). Quality night all in all... Now,
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