damnation Ya'll are so damn cute. Seriously. quit it.
But seriously, seriously. Thank you for sharing your adventures!
Awesome stuff.
Can't wait to hear more stories when, er, if ya'll ever come back!
Mmm. Guinness.
Dear Mom: Hi, Mom! It's your cat, Zen. The litter and cat food fairy is typing for me. Come home soon, Mom! We're bored. I've run out of stuff to dig out of the garbage can in your living room (those beer caps are FUN!), knocked over a side table, puked on the floor and I've discovered I really like playing with my food. And it's not even a mouse!
The litter fairy is nice. She marveled at the fact that you found generic litter liners, though she cursed a little while trying to find 'em so she could change our litter. We appreciate the litter change. She wanted me to tell you that she couldn't figure out where the big garbage cans were, so she put the big bag o' poop in the empty Fresh Step box. We all approve of the Fresh Step, that's some good stuff!
I would also like to add that I am not impressed with the little red light she brings. Little dancing red lights annoy me. However, I do like rubbing up against that guy she's with? He always wears light pants and boy, I love seeing my fur on them! And I can tell he likes it too!
The litter fairy also threw out your milk. It expired and was bulging. I wanted some, but she said no, it was bad. I've never met a milk I didn't like! Oh, well.
Oh. Bella says hi. Sort of. The Litter Fairy comments that she never sees Bella. I think she's under the bed. Even I don't see Bella. Silly cat, always hissing at her ass. I LIKE my ass, thank you.
Anyway, the litter fairy needs to go. She has a date. I hope I see you soon, Mom! I love you!
Love,
Zen
(typed by the Litter Fairy)
YEAH NOW! Looks like London is an effinf blast! You guys rock! Cannot wait to celebrate the b-days! Live it up, eat the fish and chips, and make that music that makes the ass drop! Yeahhhhhhh! oh, don't do anything I wouldn't do, HAH!
jason
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Xenia?
I want to go to London and by a "I <3 Xenia, Ohio" Shirt...that would be boss x 100000000!