Finally arrived

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Finally arrived in sunny Thailand this afternoon after visiting dubai (sandy) and spending over an hour more than i wanted to in thailand's new airport, our bags got buggered somewhere along the line. however, good news, i am alive and just about kicking. got onto a bus for the backpacker ghetto of khao san road, and believe me it is a ghetto, and met a nice guy called Fran who happened to be from Alt-Yr-Yn in newport. world is a small place i guess. checked into the same hostel as him, not too bad, i seem to be the only living creature in my four quid room.

mum and dad, this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but i think i am turning gay. the only way to clean your arse is to either use your fingers, or blast away with a hot jet of water to clean the rusty sherrif's badge. i have found the latter quite pleasurable. couple this with the fact that a lot of the women are gorgeous and most have to be men, i think i will have to come out when i come home 😉

apart from that, not much is happening. no photos as i'm too busy setting a world record for the number of 'no thank yous' in one day. i have been offered 'sucky-fucky', 'ping pong' (you can see where that one heads) and a number of suits and general shit. people do seem to be very nice though, which is more than i can say about my first foray into food over here. i took the safe option and went for a cheeseburger (i have to break myself in easily). after waiting 30 mins, i recieved what looked like a burger but certainly wasnt one. i have no idea what i just ate, but it wasnt pleasant and tasted like nothing i have ever tasted before. i have a sneaking suspicsion that if i ever ate Zippy or Gizmo, they would resemble my dinner tonight. the upside was that it only cost 4 quid for a meal (termed loosely) and 2 fine beers.

nothing more to add really, except its so damn humid i was feeling a little too close to tipsy after two tigers. hope everyone is ok back at home, or wherever you may be.

over and out
phileas fez (see what i did there)

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Comments

[Niamh]

You Big GAY
Glad everything's good bro. Stay away from the lady boys.

[Mum]

I knew you were different
Well hello there , heard from Niamh that I needed to read your blog !!! I always knew you were special and now I know how. It was amazing that you met someone from Newport . Is he on his own also travelling ?? I am glad too that you are tasting the culinary delights of South East Asia , It is probably best that you don't know what you are eating as long as you get nourishmnt who cares what it is from . Youll be surprised that there is no news here i haven't heard how the Ann Summers party went I am sure I will .Ritchie called for Dad last nite as usual and sends his love. Sorry we missed the phone call ,I think I have had more texts from you in that last few days than over the past 3 years!!!! Speak soon ,love you. Mum XXX

[dad]

good to talk to you.you seem to have settled well. enjoy the beaches and be watchful for biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig surf!!!!!!!. look forward to reading about the river kwai and seeing some photographs. luv mum and dad

[pedro]

sweet!!!
sweet!!!! enjoy :)

[Tucker]

Prince of mince!
To tell you the truth I always suspected throughout uni about your dark secret, what with liking San Fran n all!! Glad you got there safe and sound mate have a good time!!

[Adam]

Offers?
Please tell me somebody has said "Sucky sucky, five dowwa sowyer boi" or "me love you wooooong time".