Sri Lanka: Part 1 with Sister Bliss (BBC Wildlife special)


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April 14th 2010
Published: April 20th 2010
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Kandy



Landed in Colombo with my favourite sister (Vic - she paid me lots to say this!) and straightaway escaped to the cooler hill country and it’s arty centre.

Hit:

- the botanical gardens where Cathy got hit on by a few frustrated Buddhists
- an elephant sanctuary where I wet myself laughing
- the local theatre production of the various national dances
- the spice markets (the largest exporter of cinnamon in the world)
- the tea plantations. There's sooo much tea here that it smells like you’re sleeping in a tea bush all over the hill country!

Adam’s Peak



2am start to hit the peak for sunrise. Felt a little overprepared with my North Face kit after watching +80 year old women climb it barefoot with little clothing.

Tis a pilgrimage for Buddishts to see the imprint of Buddha's foot at the top. He wears a size 742 (European) although he has quite a narrow bridge.

Ella



The local boys took a shine to Cath on the train.

Amazing views from the taxi we needed to catch due to it being a Poya (full moon) day when
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A charming 18 year old young man takes Cath for a stroll.
the country shuts down. I’m going back for a hike or two.

Unawatuna



Decent beach but very quiet as end-of-season

Galle



An ol’ skool town protected by the walls of an historic dutch fort.

T’was far too hot to see it all. Had a great club sandwich tho and ice cold cola tho.

Induruwa



Went to see the turtles! Unfortunately didn’t see any Mummy turtles laying eggs at night ☹

Negombo



Sri Lanka’s miniature version of Benidorm / Cancun / Bali. It may be close to the airport but it’s horrendous.





Other news



In other news, I’m hopefully picking up my Jaffna permit today after being refused entry at a military checkpoint followed by a week of waiting, by a beach, for the MOD to open after Buddhist new year.


Random stat attack



Number of bites I received this fortnight = ZERO, NIL, NADA ☺
Number of bites Sister Bliss received = HUNDREDS ☹ but ☺ (well, you know what I mean!)
I killed 7 mossies this month = happy days
Number of meals that blow
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She was only feeding him bananas.
your head off = all of them (inc. the cheese and onion pastries?)

Did you know…?



The word ‘serendipity’ meaning the ability of making accidental but fortuitous discoveries is derived from Serendip, the Persian name for Sri Lanka.

Found this out whilst flicking through a local magazine.

Conundrum of the month



Can you fry an egg with a pair of GHDs??


Shock of the month



SUPERGRASS HAVE SPLIT UP ☹(((((((((((((

Indie tunes of le month

The entire Supergrass back catalogue in any order, at any time, in any place...



And if you’re really bored this lunchtime



Seems to be a bit of an issue with the colour saturation on the photos so here are some of the ‘better’ Burmese pics:

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In next weeks installment...



- Bit more info on the country, weather and peeps
- A week in the life of a Tamil in a concentration camp (only joking Pops!)
- The rules of land mine pogo explained (you can get soooo high if you time it right)
- More random stats
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HAha ha ha ha ha h a ha h ahahahah ah ahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa

- Asian bus travel special report





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Naughty Elephants Squirt Water (again)Naughty Elephants Squirt Water (again)
Naughty Elephants Squirt Water (again)

HAahahaha hAHAhAHAahah aahahahaaaaaaa
Napping Elephants Sh1t (in) WaterNapping Elephants Sh1t (in) Water
Napping Elephants Sh1t (in) Water

Er...Cath still doesn't know that they poop (quite alot) in le water she got showered by.
Vincent van ElephantVincent van Elephant
Vincent van Elephant

The ongoing demands of producing the 'Elephant painting of the day' was too much for our Vincent. He took to the arrack (coconut spirit), grabbed a knife and cut off his own ear!
So we were walking around the botanical gardens in Kandy...So we were walking around the botanical gardens in Kandy...
So we were walking around the botanical gardens in Kandy...

when a guy pulls this out of his trousers!
Gentlemen prefer blondesGentlemen prefer blondes
Gentlemen prefer blondes

Can you spot the gay monks?
Under siege Under siege
Under siege

Botanical gardens + skool kids + camera = mob rule
Cymru am bythCymru am byth
Cymru am byth

We came to Adam's Peak. We saw Adam's Peak. We conquered Adam's Peak.
The 'Cymru am byth' movement is growingThe 'Cymru am byth' movement is growing
The 'Cymru am byth' movement is growing

We now have: - a German (shock) - a fellow Brit (Engerlish) - a Sri Lankan man - a Sri Lankan mountain The snowball is rolling so watch this space.
Babba Non-mutant Ninja TurtlesBabba Non-mutant Ninja Turtles
Babba Non-mutant Ninja Turtles

I'm hopefully off to volunteer to help look after these little chaps for a month. &of course it'll involve teaching them 'The Crane' move!
Mutant turtle?Mutant turtle?
Mutant turtle?

Nah, Cathy was just a touch peckish so had a nibble on his flippers. Poor chap is now destined to swim in circles for eternity... (They're a bit too chewy if you're really interested).


20th April 2010

Christoph, love reading about your travelsm do not love reading that the Grass have split up! I did not know, off to Google it right now :( Happy travels pal
20th April 2010

Welsh takeover bid !
great photos,but when did you change to 'black and white film?
20th April 2010

No sign of LTTE then??
Can't believe you been walking around with a blimmin Welsh flag in my home nation!! That's criminal!!
19th May 2010

Hi Chris, good to hear from you! Sydney must be so boring after all this! Weather is getting colder now..finally! Keep up with the adventures. Sans
29th June 2010

I discovered myself while reading this page!
Nice! Would you mind sending me that picture? I don't have any other pictures of that day with myself on it :-) Thanks, best regards and safe travels, Ze shocking German

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