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2 DAYS KAYAKING... no problem... maybe more like swimming
... at least we won't have to worry about Thai visa once our body's will float down to Thailand...
... who's the captain... Me Romi, so who will end up most of the time in the water, as we had experienced this before...OK let's swim, how long for we kayaking today... 5 - 6 hours
"LEFT-SIDE.... RIGHT-SIDE... RIGHT-SIDE!!"...was what I Reni was shouting at the captain all the time... and My Romi's few second later reply: "WHAT..." was just cherry on the cake... well I Romi know I have no sence what is right and left.....maybe colour ribbons on the wrist? ... first couple of hours we have managed fine and I Romi said: " In this rate I won't have much to write about..."
Not that much longer ... few rapids...some bushes... and Me Romi ducking the wrong way, instead of putting the paddle in front of me I put in above my head and found myself floating down the river, which would not be so bad, only if there would not be rocks on the river bed hitting my ass.....
Welcome home honey.... again
Same same
no different village as the first time we went kayaking, however same same but different evening.... we had bath in the river.... had dinner and than the fun began... WOW WOW ... ( Lao Lao - local whisky).... on the table... and who drunk it all with the locals.... you wrong..... not Me Romi.... but it was me Reni.... and when it was finished there was another beverage - LAO HI - more like Lao Die... and this time I Romi joined them... did we get hammered... a bit... a lot.... Group was absolutely wasted and Me Romi was not far off... wait for the morning...
Goooooood morning Laos....
...bloody hell you look shit... well you don't look much better... can we die now please....
No chance in hell.... how long today ... 5 hours kayaking... now they will definitely find our body's in Thailand...
Slow pace than... "ROCK..." Reni called out...."WHERE..." Romi replied... " Never mind we on it..." this is how quick I Reni was at spotting the rocks in the river...
Our guide was so lovely and took us in turns into his kayak and we had watter fight during and to finish of the
trip...
In the end we have drown anyway .... in alcohol... yak
2 DNY NA KAJAKU... bez problemu... nebo spise 2 dny plavani...
... alespon si nemusime delat obavy o thajske viza a nase telicka popluji do thajska...
.... kdo je kapitan... Ja Romca, takze kdo bude vetsinou ve vode, takove jsme mely zkusenosti z predminula... OK plavem, jak dlouho to dnes padlujeme..... 5 - 6 hodin
'LEVOBOK... PRAVOBOK... PRAVOBOK!!" to jsem kricela Ja Renca jak o dusu na kapitana... a Ma Romci o par sekund opozdena odveta: " CO..." stala za to... no jo ja Romca vim, ze nemam smysl pro levo ci pravo... barevne stuhy na zapesti?...Prvnich par hodin se nic moc nedelo a Ja Romca jsme si rikala, ze s takovou nebudu mit o cem psat...
O neco pozdeji... par pereji... par kraku...a me (Romci) spatne ohnuti, misto do predu jsem dala padlo nad hlavu, no a uz jsem plavala po proudu, coz by nebylo spatne, az na ty sutry na dne, co me masirovaly prdel...
Vitej doma zlato..... znovu
Presne tak, ta sama vesnice jako poprve, kdyz jsme sly na kajaky, presne tak, ale uplne jinak, jiny vecer...
okoupaly jsem se v rece... navecereli a zabava zacala... WOW WOW... ( Lao Lao - mistni whisky)... na stole.. a kdo ze to cele stahl z domorodci..... ne ne mylite se... ne Ja Romca.... ale Ja Renca.... no a kdyz to doslo tak prisel na radu jiny napoj LAO HI- spise Lao Die.... no a to jsem se uz pridala i Ja Romca... ozraly jsme se jak dogy... jen trosicku.... na srot.... Skupina byla jak delo no a Me (Romci) do toho moc nechybelo... to bude rano....
Dobre raaano Laose...
... no ty teda vypadas jak hovno prejete sankama... no a ty nevypadas o moc lepe... prosim muzeme umrit....
Ani nahodou... jak dlouho dnes.... 5 hodin padlovani... tak ted nas urcite budou lovit v Thajsku...
Pomalicku, v klidu.... "KAMEN..." mumle Renca...."KDE..." vola Romca ... " Uz jsme na nem..." takovy skvely jsem mela postrech...(Renca)
Nas pruvodce byl zlaticko a svezl nas na stridacku ve svem kajaku, a ke konci jsme hraly vodni hry... kdo koho vice namoci...
Nakonec jsme se stejne topily.... v alkoholu..... fuj
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