10 Things to Do While Bored on a Train

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I have been to enough of them to know that i officially dislike indian train stations. The open sewer aspect of them combined with the onslaught of flies really just doesn't suit my fancy. Typically, due to this aversion, i try to spend as little time as possible there. Unfortunately, since i am an idiot, i booked us an unreliable train to Jodphur. So, we arrived at the train station at 11:30 am, with the idea we'd be in Jodphur by 6 or so. Our train however, did not arrive until 3:30pm, which didn't put us into Jodphur until about 10:45 pm. Needless to say it was a long day of sitting.
Max and i started getting really restless towards the end of the train ride. Our car was pretty much empty so we engaged some locals and came up with 10 excellent ways to pass the time whilst bored on a train. In no particular order, here they are in picture form.

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Photos

1. Clean
...but if you're me, you don't clean. Especially all this crap.

2. Tickle
messing with unsuspecting sleeping people is fun!

3. Booze
Aside from a double chin side effect,(see above) a real winner for knocking you out!

4. Train for the Olympics
Max shows us his inner gymnast

5. Train for constipation
A reason to exercise inner poop suckage

6. Shave
i don't really do that either, but why not w/ this FREE razor i found on the floor!

7. Look longingly out the window
....we do a lot of this.

8. Read
...especially really long and daunting books like Don Quixote

9. Bet your girlfriend
Max put me on the line in this contest of arms....sadly the other guy won and i am now his love slave

10. Play Dress Up
...how can you resist going glam?

...YEAH!
...and that's how we pass time on trains.