Fear

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The last few days I have been worried about two things: murdering thieves and murdering, thieving bears. Several friends encouraged me to get a gun, and I did consider it, however, I believe that preparing for war manifests war. So instead I will prepare for a damn good adventure.

It’s about time we evolve past man against nature. How about man is nature?

So no, I will not be sleeping with a shotgun in my tent. Unless you are a murdering thief, in which case I have a ready arsenal pointed at my tent zipper and I am not making that chck-chck shotgun loading sound with my mouth just to scare you away.

If you are a murdering thieving bear, the good stuff is locked in the trunk, unless you are craving skin, bones, fleece, and gor-tex.

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Comments

[Lucia]

Peanut Butter
If you are so unfortunate to be attack by a bear, fall on the ground and play dead. Or take your jar of peanut butter, throw it at him and run for your life.

[Saki]

That's more like it!
I'm sure your hidden ninja instinct will kick in when a murdering, thieving bear is breathing down your neck. Who needs the extra weight of a gun when all you need is a vulcan neck pinch? P.S. - Do inform us if you actually DO get mauled by a bear. I'll then need to reassess the former statement about your ninja skills.