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Published: March 20th 2006
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The Asian toilet
You'd be amazed just how much time people spend talking about their experiences on these things There are many things for which we thank
As we sit in our western homes
But its a safe bet we often forget
Our humble ceramic thrones
Thats right the loo, the lav, the bog
You find them everywhere
That porcelain base, its every place
But please take heed and care
For if you travel to the East
To countries far and wide
The Asian loo will wait for you
And this I shall confide
A hole in floor begins the spot
Then foot rests to either side
And then thats it, when you want to sit
There's nowhere for your bum to ride
You balance on your feet and squat
An art form to learn well
A couple of beers and then there's tears
As you'll fall straight in to hell
To push, to pee, to move, to wipe,
They all require finesse
But thank the lord is all i say
that i dont wear a dress
So please be warned and be prepared
Should you ever this way pass
If you're caught short in an Asian fort
There's nowhere to rest your arse
Just a quick aside from the normal travel stories. Latest idea for a job when i get back is a poet....or maybe a toilet attendant. Love to all :-)
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Lisa
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Toilet Humour
Excellent poem but i feel that it needs bringing to peoples attention that if you are caught out on a lonely french motorway you may sometimes come across these (yes even in civilisation). That was a bit of a shocker but was years ago so they may have since improved (god I hope so!!!!!!!). Continue to enjoy, don't eat any curry!!!