Home Sweet Home

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Hey hey people, just 5 days till the off now, the reality of all this is hitting me now. I'm glad i finished work last week cos there is so much random boring stuff that needs organising-bank stuff, tax stuff, loan stuff.... the list goes on!

On the plus side i've had a chance to get back into the swing of daytime television, ah to be a student again... The Jeremy Kyle Show is absolutely shocking, there's not a day that goes by that the itv people must not kick themselves that Tricia defected to Channel5 and they were left with this poor excuse for a man. Also i'm sure Fearn Britton is actually getting bigger, i didn't think that was possible, you should hang your head in shame Dan Holtby that you find her "the best totty on tv"!

Think i might practice pack my backpack today if i can find the time in my busy schedule. It's freezing at the minute, especially here in my room, to misquote the famous song by The Animals, "I've gotta get outta this place" and get to Warmer climates. Think i'l watch Liverpool's Champions League victory on DVD again, that should get my body temperature soaring enough.

Smudge

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Comments

[Tubs]

Goodbye My Lover
Hey Smithy. Looks like i'll be the first to comment on your webpage. Well done by the way. You and Fingers have really got your eye on the ball. Remember i want regular updates from you lot about all the mischief you'll be gettin up to. I'll return the favour by keeping you up to date with all the antics of the Cookemeister. Did i tell you the president of Tapton now lives in the little geordie's old room? Incredible. When i told Dave he replied "Well Dan. I just hope they replaced the bed cause it was nearly falling apart after all the action it saw under my regime. It's the Cookemeister baby. F*ing right it's good!". I have quite litererally never laughed so much upon hearing of Finger's intentions to buy a sarong. I can just picture him now, strolling down the beach on some far distant shore, a combination of shit flip flops, sarong and visor. "Which part of my face looks bothered?". Jonny if you're reading this you know i love you. :D Look after the Serpent as well will you. I have heard that snakes are prized as a delicacy in some Eastern countries. I would be absolutely devastated if the next time i saw him he had been turned into a snakeskin bag or pair of boots. Will, i love you too. I'll probs give you all a ring before you go for a final goodbye. I'm sure you're all feeling excited and shit scared at the same time. I think it was John Lennon who said "Life is what happens when you're making other plans." Although he also said "I am the Walrus. I am the eggman" so I don't know what to believe.

[will and sheila stud]

english footie
hi smudge, well guess what chelsea aren't invincible got beat 3-0 off boro, liverpool managed a pitiful 1-0 win over wigan. wonder what will happen tuesday arsenal v liverpool? will it be a valentines day massacre????? hope your having a great time, we are enjoying reading your diary even though its a bit ambitious liverpool 6 times indeed!!!! and will says keep away from them women wherever you go because they'll cost you a fortune. take care and have fun.x x x

[Jen Bennetts]

An Aussie Welcome
G'day Mick! The question is not 'Is Oz ready for Smudge' but more likely 'Is Smudge ready for Oz? The Aussie branch of your family are waiting here with baited breath for your arrival. The VB is already in the esky. OOps, were you trying to keep it secret that you might have connections downunder!! A word of warning about those Kiwis...don't believe anything they tell you about us...and always double check the bungie rope...Just call cooee when you're heading towards Melbourne and we will make sure you have a memorable visit that will certainly include a real game of footy, Aussie Rules!!!