2. 1-4th July. Lady Boys!!!!!!

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1/06/07
Usual breakfast of 6 croissants and 1 green tea from the local supermarket between the 2 of us again this morning. Spending a whopping 53b!!........ yes we are being tight!! Spent 3 hours in the internet cafe as well in the aftrenoon to where time flashes by big time!! We met Alex and Vicky today on the beach who are uni students so a bit wacky to say the least. Not to sure if Alex is gay but i am not planning on finding out!! Had a picture taken today with our landlord called Sayon and we managed to get our drain fixed in our toilet so we no longer have to stand in eggy smelling water while having a semi warm shower!! Its sad but that made the 2 of us over the moon with delight and now it feels like a five star hotel!! Being gentlemen we took Claire and Sarah to the local retaurant and i think they were a bit shocked by the look of it. Sarah is a bit of a fussy eater so she had plain rice for dinner and there was Matt and I talking about eating dog when we get to Cambodia!! The look on her face was awesome!! We met up with Alex and Vicky after that and ended up in this big nightclub called The Sound. Its a huge outdoor nightclub with a pool/water feature in the middle of it. A couple of people started to jump in it and then it was Alex who persuaded a certain few to take of their clothes and do the same!! Looking back at it now Matt and I are thinking if he had other intensions but it was such a good laugh so we are glad we were that naive!! Spent about 2 hours dancing in the water with people just staring at us thinking we were a bit looney! We got out just in time though sine a group of lady boys jumped in after us. I'm not one for normally embarrasing people but matt fancied one of them and it took me about 30mins to convince matt that it was a bloke! To be fair to matt though his personalities looked quite stunning!! We left at 4am drenched and got some funny abuse from some prostitutes on the side of the road!! To get away we told them we were gay and they asked us to perform sex for them! I want to experience different things but you have to draw the line somewhere!!!! We were getting so close to our beach hut when a ladyboy pulled up next to us on its moped and asked us if wanted a blowjob!! It would be safe to say that we were pleased to get back to the security of our wooden beach hut!!

2/06/07
We got to the beach for a respectable 11.30am where the others turned up later on in the day. Not bad for 2 old men!! Had bbq chicken and sweetcorn on the beach which tasted fantastic!! Claire got badly sunburnt which gave matt and i the opportunity to show our age and give her a long lecture!! Went for a run on the beach and bathed in the sea till 7pm. Just for the record we did not run together beacuase that would look to gay so matt started 2mins before i did!! Ended up coming back from the pubs at 11.30pm because matt and i were exhausted from lack of sleep. Having girls with us though is helping since it stops us from getting harrased as much by the local, schemeing ladies who wants our bodies......and mainly our money!!(we tell ourselves they fancy us because it makes us feel good!!)

3/06/07
It was another hard day at the beach but matt and i have still not broke our record of 214 at bat and ball for those who were desperate to know!! Went to cheers for dinner with the other 4 and got involved with the quiz. We came 2nd beaten by 1 point!! So we had to drown our sorrows by going to the bars and drinking some more of their lethal local beer!! After Henry Africas matt and i were persuaded by the others to go into dream Girls. The name gives it away a little bit so we were not suprised to see girls dancing on the stage in bikinis with numbers on. I was offended slightly as i see ladies as people with feelings and not just sex objects but my friends talked me into sitting down and getting a drink!! We left after one drink(because it closed) and went to green Mango and then went on to the Sound club. Matt and i went onto the stage and yep,.............i got sexually abused by two gay blokes in white vests for about 30mins. They wouldn't leave me alone,.......about 6 girls tried to rescue me over the period of time from their grasp to no prevail. Everyone was laughing at my ordeal but eventually they weakened and i managed to escape!! I would just like to say thanks to matt, my good friend for helping me when i needed help............oh no, he just stood and watched!!! We got back that night at 5.30am but only after getting abused by some taxi driver! We are still not to sure what exactly happened and why he took a disliking to us but we could only take so much abuse and gave plenty back! Very strange?!!

4/06/07
Checked out of our beach hut by 10.30am and got the local bus to Lamai with Claire and Sarah. We found some brilliant accomodation for 320b. Matt and I were over the moon since it had a flushing toilet, toilet seat, towels, firdge and hangers for clothes!! Went to a swedish restaurant for dinner and then an Irish bar where they were playing live music. The band were very good which put us in a very good mood for going to a club. Its really quite here though so there is only one club that gets semi busy. It was a good laugh though and we got our picture taken with 2 lady boys!! Matt and i were looking at the photos the next morning and laughed since we both got our arms round them! What can i say, we are just really confident with our sexuality!! Got back to our new home and played cards outside till 5am!! All the photos will get put on soon!!

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Comments

[amynmatt]

Glad your learning
Hi Baz you seem to be learning and i love it sounds like your having an amazing time. i can't wait to join you in a week and a half. Don't pull too many hookers/ladyboys/gays. xxx