Bogota; Mack the Knife

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Thursday 2nd September to Saturday 4th September, 2010 I was stood in the queue for check in at LAX for my 1.30am flight when I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned to find a small, weathered Mexican man gazing up at me “Excuse me sir, do you have a peen ?” I knew I did but reluctant to go through the hassle of delving deep into my bag I in turn tapped one of the two elderly gentlemen stood... Read Full Entry

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