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Mary Moment #12: Mary walking around Tallinn with her big bag of panties, showing them to as many Estonians as she could. People gawked. Some laughed. Parents could be seen rushing to cover the eyes of their children. A group of tourists from the UK howled "I guess we don't have to go to the strip joint tonight!!!" She was the talk of the town. I suspect Estonians have never seen such a brazen display of exhibitionism ever before. Like at the United Nations with its many colourful and unique flags flapping in the wind, so were Mary's undies in all their colourful glory. But the Estonians didn't pledge allegiance to these flags - they merely shrieked in horror and disbelief. Seeing their reactions, Mary rubbed salt in the wound by proclaiming at the top of her lungs "I AM A DIRTY GIRL!!!" This further traumatized the masses. A young boy held his little sister as she wept "Why? WHY? WHY??!?!" As she buried her face in her brother's shoulder to shield her innocent eyes he comforted her "It's OK little one ... I'll protect you ..."