A Fortified Sri Lankan Initiation
January 8th 2014 I usually don't write a lot about flights, but here are some things I noticed on my flight to Colombo:
In airplane bathrooms, there should be a device, similar to smoke detectors, that beeps when a guy pisses on the toilet seat. A trapdoor should open automatically, with a large, hard boxing glove dashing out, punching him in the face. Sit down, fuckers!
On Sri Lankan Airways, they provi
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