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Why do fish complain?

Being caught in a net that you can't get out of isn't all that bad. Infact its damn nice sometimes. Relaxing. Calming. Until dizzy bees fall on you. Design flaw with this hammock. The flowers made pollen that made bees weak at the knees. Or wings. Bees probably don't use their knees when flying - unless of course they're used as some sort of steering device like the flaps on the wing of a plane; but then I guess they'd need quite odd shaped knees. I've never noticed what bees knees actually look like. Are they rudder shaped?? The thoughts you get in a hammock can be quite exhausting sometimes.
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As she stepped across the threshold of Aunt May’s house into the land of Oz, Judy Garland wasn’t seen to sniff her own armpits and wince in disgust. Neither did she curse the curry stains and samosa crumbs on her clothing or run her fingers through greasy unwashed facial hair. But then Dorothy travelled in style. She’d clearly booked ahead thereby avoiding the somewhat slower and less comfor ... read more
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Indian Flag The Indus Valley civilization, one of the oldest in the world, dates back at least 5,000 years. Aryan tribes from the northwest invaded about 1500 B.C.; their merger with the earlier Dravidian inhabitants created the classical Indian culture. Arab in... ... read more
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