Giant
In homage to my literary mentor Don Quixote. I have sworn to commit acts of romantic chivarly wherever possible on my voyage. This particularly troublesome giant leered at me and so I had no choice but to attack the brute. Waving my bicycle pump I charged at him full speed. However the oversized coward quaked and fled from the field of battle and I never got the chance to fight him etc etc continue for 1500 pages in similar vein.