soggy sequins flappy thongs

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This blog Is brought to you by the letters I and pod

5am and Its bada bing, not a soppranos strip joint, but the effect of moving 5 time zones. Desperatly hungry and thinking it was mid morning already. All those sayings about NYC being the city that never sleeps.... Bollox. At 7 am nothing was stirring, not even a mouse... And theres me and kirsty ambling up broadway desperate for A cup of tea. Found a diner and succumbed to what made America great,well obese at least. Griddle cakes bacon and maple syrup with lots and lots of kwaffe. If I have a stroke I know what to blame it on. An early start does have some good things ... An almost empty top of the rock. This is far better than The empire state and with a very freaky lift. The thick glass anti suicide barriers are great value for watching people with poor depth perception.... Boing is such a funny noise. On to times square, tis the same as always.... Lots of lights, lots of tourists and a naked cowboy.. And boy does he work out.... I think a Swedish vacumatic deluxe is involved

Was gay pride on the Sunday and the street glittered with millions of sequins. More queens than a royalty convention and more mince than lasagne factory. We bump into the grind off the parade at Madison park just In time for a new york shower..... Proper rain in total shitting it down style. Soggy sequins and flapping thongs everywhere while we splashed about in puddles already as wet as it is possible to get.

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do not lick
sage words of advice

418hectares of muggers
The lungs of New York allegedly

Top of the Rock
A rare sight.. a empty tourist trap

gotcha!
at last someone who hates being photographed more than me...

Soggy Sequins
Wonder what the BOD effect is of all that foundation and mascara on the Hudson River

Give me a Y........
Just look at the veins popping on the good god fearing cop.....