Hysterical Journey To Historic Places

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FAT DRUNK ON A HORSE



The artistic community of Mexico commissioned a very nice bronze statue and sent it to Arizona in the spirit of cultural exchange. It was to coincide with the 50^th anniversary of Arizona statehood. Their counterparts up in the state’s capital, upon seeing the lovely piece of artwork, were proud to accept the generous gift in the spirit of international goodwill. In an act of further generosity the minions in Phoenix decided that, ummm….the perfect place for such a statue to be displayed would be at a park in Tucson. Civic leaders in Tucson had a parcel of land downtown that was no good for commercial development but would be a fine location for a nice little park. The site is where Congress Street and Broadway converge west of Church Ave. It is a fine statue of a fat drunk on a horse. The drunk was a man named Jose Doroteo Arango Arambula, affectionately known among his friends as La Cucaracha (The Cockroach). Jose burst onto the scene on June 5, 1878 as the first of several children born into the peasant family of Augustin Arango and Micaela Arambula on the Rancho de la Coyotada in Durango. As a child Jose got the benefit some education at the local church school but when his father died he became a share cropper on the hacienda. At age 16 he killed the hacienda owner, stole a horse and rode off into the Sierra Madre Mountains to join Ignacio Parra’s band of banditos. He began using the name Arango. In 1902 Arango was arrested by the rurales for stealing mules and assaulting an officer and was sentenced to join the army. In 1903 he killed an officer sent to arrest him for desertion, stole his horse and returned to banditry. In 1910 he met a man named Abraham Gonzalez who persuaded him to become a socialist reformer riding on the side of Franciso Madero in the bloody revolution against the dictator Porfirio Diaz. In America we know him better as Pancho Villa.

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